Medieval and Renaissance Studies Department hosts Renaissance fair to remind university of its existence

January 29, 2017May 28, 2017 ~ The Radish

A walk through campus this afternoon will look a little different. W&L’s Medieval and Renaissance studies department (it’s real - Google it) will remind the families of all five department majors exactly what they’re paying for with a full-scale Renaissance fair throughout campus on Friday. The events begin promptly at 9 am on Cannan Green. … Continue reading Medieval and Renaissance Studies Department hosts Renaissance fair to remind university of its existence

AlcoholEdu training provides student with knowledge necessary to effectively call 911

January 27, 2017May 28, 2017 ~ The Radish

Last Friday night, a student was able to recall his many hours of AlcoholEdu training to get out of a potentially compromising situation with his friend. The interview that follows describes the heroic, quick-thinking actions of a courageous young man who may have saved his friend’s life. Viewer discretion is advised. Interviewer: “So, what … Continue reading AlcoholEdu training provides student with knowledge necessary to effectively call 911

Fraternity throws curveball by hiring relevant, popular performer for party

January 25, 2017May 28, 2017 ~ The Radish

Sigma Gamma Omicron proudly announced Tuesday that Quekumbr, with whom a few dozen members of the student body are familiar, would be headlining its weekend party and was sure to dazzle. The Wisconsin-based talent’s hit single “Mad Lit” peaked at #96 on the Billboard Hot 100 last spring. This contrasts a recent trend in W&L … Continue reading Fraternity throws curveball by hiring relevant, popular performer for party

Beaming Chris Christie named secretary of NASA Junior Space Ranger program

January 23, 2017May 28, 2017 ~ The Radish

WASHINGTON - Three days after taking office, Trump seems to have put the cherry on top of his all-star cabinet with a “very special” nomination. Serving as its first-ever secretary, NJ Governor Chris Christie’s term as Head Ranger will begin immediately. “It’s what I’ve been waiting for,” Christie said about receiving the political nod, adding … Continue reading Beaming Chris Christie named secretary of NASA Junior Space Ranger program

The Death of Mexicoop and Democracy at W&L

January 17, 2017May 28, 2017 ~ The Radish

In the wake of the recent election, Meze Feza, the Mediterranean mogul, shockingly ended the long period of 3rd-year housing food satisfaction with a resounding win in the exit polls. Culinary pundits on both sides incorrectly predicted the final results of the polls, giving Mexicoop a +5% edge in the early day polls. Running on … Continue reading The Death of Mexicoop and Democracy at W&L

Area freshman vows to take all life advice from Student Health 101

January 16, 2017May 28, 2017 ~ The Radish

After a recent Health Center visit for a BAC he described as “waaaaay too high, bro,” area freshman Thomas Tucker has vowed to take all life advice from W&L’s grand oracle of well-being, Student Health 101. Tucker wakes up at 7:30 every morning and begins his day with a high-intensity workout of 10 sit-ups, 5 … Continue reading Area freshman vows to take all life advice from Student Health 101

IFC votes to replace bid system with omnipotent, convoluted computer algorithm

January 12, 2017May 28, 2017 ~ The Radish

Unsatisfied with the current level of stress in the men's rush process, the IFC voted unanimously on Tuesday to "crank things up a notch." With the added benefit of evaporating any sense of personal control, the new system of Greek organization - which beat out a replica Harry Potter sorting hat, a Buzzfeed personality quiz, … Continue reading IFC votes to replace bid system with omnipotent, convoluted computer algorithm

Rogue freshman follows own schedule during formal rush week

January 10, 2017May 28, 2017 ~ The Radish

Several W&L fraternities were stunned this week when an area freshman arrived at houses discordant with his schedule, also leaving before his time at each fraternity was through. In a shocking turn of events, Spalding Jameson, still smelling of the cigarette he just ripped behind Gaines, attended the dinners and desserts of each fraternity “when … Continue reading Rogue freshman follows own schedule during formal rush week

Freshman tries to show enthusiasm for W&L by signing up for the Colonnade Club, surprised by first meeting

January 8, 2017May 28, 2017 ~ The Radish

Holding 15 free t-shirts from the Activities Fair, first-year Vince Gatherton scoured the tables, perplexed. “From the moment I stepped foot on the Colonnade, I knew I wanted to come to W&L” Gatherton said. “I keep hearing about the ‘Colonnade Club,’ and I want to sign up, but there’s no table.” Noting his distress, a … Continue reading Freshman tries to show enthusiasm for W&L by signing up for the Colonnade Club, surprised by first meeting