The November Issue

After a long and arduous wait, the finest reporting in Lexington is back and better than ever before. The Radish now has a permanent writing staff that will produce monthly issues to bring you the campus news you need. We understand that this drought of news has been trying, but we have compiled all the … Continue reading The November Issue

Student Defies Aux Mob Rule, Creates Perfect Playlist

Being on aux when there is more than two people present in any given room or vehicle is stressful, but nothing compares to the meteoric rises and falls of party aux attempts. As quickly as you can put on one bop, you can just as easily end up booted from the speaker with your phone … Continue reading Student Defies Aux Mob Rule, Creates Perfect Playlist

“Czech-Lex” Parent’s Weekend Party Draws Attendance of Three

“We cannot speak to deliberations regarding any internal activities,” a spokesperson for the student activities committee responded in the aftermath of the failed event. Czech-Lex was described as an effort to counter popular state-themed parents’ weekend events with a school-sponsored party for students from Czechoslovakia. No students are currently enrolled from the Eastern European nation. … Continue reading “Czech-Lex” Parent’s Weekend Party Draws Attendance of Three

Surgeon General Declares Baggie of Salt to be Universal Remedy

After years of questions about their function and efficacy, the baggies of salt from the Student Health Center have been found to aid in recovery from almost every disease on the planet. The health center has been doling out these bags by the thousands for years, even though most students have found their healing properties … Continue reading Surgeon General Declares Baggie of Salt to be Universal Remedy