McDonald’s Manager: Son! Did you order the seven McChicken’s! Drive Thru Worker: You don’t have to answer that question. Hungry Senior: I’ll answer the question. You want my order? McDonald’s Manager: I think I’m entitled to it. Hungry Senior: You want my order? McDonald’s Manager: I want the truth! Hungry Senior: YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY … Continue reading A Few Good McChickens

Being on aux when there is more than two people present in any given room or vehicle is stressful, but nothing compares to the meteoric rises and falls of party aux attempts. As quickly as you can put on one bop, you can just as easily end up booted from the speaker with your phone … Continue reading Student Defies Aux Mob Rule, Creates Perfect Playlist

For years now, the Cadaver Society has evoked powerful feeling in the student body through their art projects throughout campus. Now, they are elevating this artistic authority even further by investing in art lessons. New mediums and movements, from expressionist to surrealist and even renaissance inspired skulls, can now be found around campus. In order … Continue reading Cadavers Take Art Lessons

The Restrooms at the Center for Global Learning Kenneth P. Ruscio Center for Global Learning lives up to its name with a world-class set of all-gender restrooms. Visitors enjoy spacious toilette suites with heated seats. Fumble around with the bidet and enjoy the aromatic offerings of the adjacent Tea House. Payne Hall 1st Floor Restroom … Continue reading Hottest All-Gender Restrooms of 2018 

Panic abounded in the Washington and Lee Admissions Office this morning after waking up to find that campus was 100% white. W&L’s president, struck with fear, immediately collaborated with maintenance to order salt trucks, shovels, and snow plows to tackle the inclement weather; a noble effort, indeed, to prevent the school from falling from “last” … Continue reading Cause for concern: winter weather eliminates final trace of W&L campus diversity