McDonald’s Manager: Son! Did you order the seven McChicken’s! Drive Thru Worker: You don’t have to answer that question. Hungry Senior: I’ll answer the question. You want my order? McDonald’s Manager: I think I’m entitled to it. Hungry Senior: You want my order? McDonald’s Manager: I want the truth! Hungry Senior: YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY … Continue reading A Few Good McChickens
Being on aux when there is more than two people present in any given room or vehicle is stressful, but nothing compares to the meteoric rises and falls of party aux attempts. As quickly as you can put on one bop, you can just as easily end up booted from the speaker with your phone … Continue reading Student Defies Aux Mob Rule, Creates Perfect Playlist
This late into the semester, it is often easy to forget what is socially acceptable and what is not when visiting Leyburn library. To ensure that every student has a pleasant experience in the library, whether it be waiting for the tardy member of one's group project on the main floor or taking respite in … Continue reading A Library Etiquette Primer
For years now, the Cadaver Society has evoked powerful feeling in the student body through their art projects throughout campus. Now, they are elevating this artistic authority even further by investing in art lessons. New mediums and movements, from expressionist to surrealist and even renaissance inspired skulls, can now be found around campus. In order … Continue reading Cadavers Take Art Lessons
As students poured back into Lexington after Washington Break, many noticed a change in the usual scenery. Instead of the Cadaver Society's signature scribbled tag, large and complex murals of skulls, thirteens, and other symbols of the society can be seen on buildings across campus. The Cadavers have declined to comment on the recent shift … Continue reading Cadavers Advance From Tagging to Murals
The Restrooms at the Center for Global Learning Kenneth P. Ruscio Center for Global Learning lives up to its name with a world-class set of all-gender restrooms. Visitors enjoy spacious toilette suites with heated seats. Fumble around with the bidet and enjoy the aromatic offerings of the adjacent Tea House. Payne Hall 1st Floor Restroom … Continue reading Hottest All-Gender Restrooms of 2018
Panic abounded in the Washington and Lee Admissions Office this morning after waking up to find that campus was 100% white. W&L’s president, struck with fear, immediately collaborated with maintenance to order salt trucks, shovels, and snow plows to tackle the inclement weather; a noble effort, indeed, to prevent the school from falling from “last” … Continue reading Cause for concern: winter weather eliminates final trace of W&L campus diversity
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This first week in November, three separate protests, each with 3-4 individual persons, were peacefully performed outside the WLUR radio station. Their message, one protestor stated, is “NO MORE CHRISTMAS SONGS FOUR WEEKS EARLY." The riotous groups of scrooges were seen holding signs such as “Neither Holiday Reason nor Open Season,” “This Is Just Ridiculous,” … Continue reading Protest forms outside WLUR Radio Station as Christmas music starts up in November
