It's 8:30 AM on Thursday morning and Braxton Childress is so hungover that he can feel his head splitting in two. As he scrambles around to find his laptop, and air pods (yeah, it’s that kid) he realizes that he has to rush to the bathroom, and he’s already late. After a dark experience, that … Continue reading Zoom University Professors: Lazy or Drunks?
To: W&L Undergraduate Students From: Sidney Evans, Vice President for Student Affairs and Dean of Students Below is this week’s update on the university’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic. Please remember to check the COVID-19 Resources website for the latest campus messages, resources, and FAQs that are being updated regularly, and to submit your questions … Continue reading October 1 Update for Fall Term
In a surprise turn of events, the Washington and Lee Men’s Soccer team has formally banned a fan from attending their practices. This comes roughly a week after Rockbridge County resident Leeroy Hunter, 80, showed up uninvited to one of their team meetings. The news of no soccer this fall devastated Hunter, who has been … Continue reading Breaking News: Men’s Soccer Bans Elderly Admirer From Practices
A new progressive club on our campus, Women and Libido (W&L), has recently put forth a mission statement. They claim that the misogyny and sexism perpetrated in Lexington is most flagrantly displayed… in bed. “Fake orgasms are a scourge and should be eradicated at all costs.” The group sees these performative acts as needlessly propping … Continue reading Feminist Group on Campus Launches Bold New Campaign
WLU Current Student As I look back on my time spent here at W&L, I look back with disgust. Sure, the campus is beautiful and the surrounding area is also wonderful, but that is not enough to wash away the wrongs. DearWLU has done some great and important work, but I have not yet seen … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE: Rejected DearWLU Submission
In the wake of the administration’s decision to force eight students to leave campus without Honor Violation trials, the EC President has decided to declassify W&L documents containing sensitive information that reveal a successful sting operation run by W&L’s Public Safety Division. The document entitled “Operation Snitch Bitch” revealed a plan implemented by the Public … Continue reading Inside “Operation Snitch Bitch”
The university community was surprised by the release of plans showing that when Leyburn Library is remodeled in 2035, it will feature a large dumpster outside to store the University’s collection of printed materials. “Being ‘not unmindful of the future’ means constantly reimagining the ways that our students can be at their best, and to … Continue reading Leyburn Redesign Leak Reveals Plan for Massive Dumpster to Store All the Books
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