The Office of Career and Professional Development’s job presentation invitation to the CIA ended in disaster this afternoon when news broke that the Executive Committee had been overthrown and replaced with a far right American puppet regime. While the CIA denied involvement, the new Executive Committee, which announced in Yik Yak that it will be … Continue reading CIA Visit Ends in EC Coup
With abortion rights having been overturned by the Supreme Court, Washington and Lee has announced a new scholarship to help male students pay for much needed child support. Director of Financial Aid, Aaron Dowels, announced the initiative, named the "Old Kanye Memorial Fund" in a school wide meeting. "As you know, part of our core … Continue reading School Launches Child Support Scholarship
Washington and Lee's latest rankings are out! Be sure to share them on your Instagram stories to flex on all your friends who go to public universities!
Despite the fact that you thought you managed to have a pretty decent summer, a recent study by the WLU Sociology department found that literally everyone on campus had a better summer than you. “Whether it was winning a Nobel Prize, spending three months in Europe, or marrying your mom, everyone else's summer was simply … Continue reading Study Finds Everyone Had Better Summers Than You
One of the unfortunate side effects of being a reporter is having to report on unfortunate stories - blatant discrimination, murders, and the like. However, this Valentine’s Day story might take the tragedy cake. That guy in your econ class, the one who attends all the office hours and makes sure to raise his hand … Continue reading Heartbroken in Huntley
Look, it’s not great but we’ve all been there. It’s February 14th and you haven’t had a significant other since 2016. How does this day work? You’re also 20, living on a work study budget, and you only kind-of-like your new situationship. It’s been like a month and a half so a day about love … Continue reading Last Minute Valentine’s Day Date Ideas
In this, the most devout season of “Pushin’ P,” the frats of W&L are gearing up to educate their newest members on the tried-and-true methods for surviving the Valentine’s Day commotion. Whether simps or hoes, the brothers of this great campus have come together to pool some truths universally acknowledged. “It’s psychological warfare, man,” informed Dan … Continue reading A Frat Boy’s Guide to Valentine’s Day
In a recent email to the student body, President Dudley, on behalf of the facilities team at W&L, announced the disturbing cause behind the recent collapse of the ceiling in Nuestro Hogar Latino and the known sinking of third year is not the result of poor planning or systemic neglect of students of color, but … Continue reading Boo! Facilities Blames Ghost Infestation for Recent Housing Failures
Taken from the private journal of Susan Smith, a W&L student currently studying abroad in the UK. Reader discretion is advised. ... Dear Diary, Lately I’ve been feeling something taking root inside me, festering, rotting me from within. It’s like I’m slowly becoming something other that myself, something dark, something…European. The mere sight of clothing … Continue reading Diary of a study abroad student
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