Student Previously Thought to be Fake Spotted Eating Bagel

Alleged sophomore Jack Goodacre was spotted in Hillel early Monday morning eating a cereal bagel. Onlookers were alarmed not by the poor choice in bagels, but by his mere presence. “I really thought he wasn’t real.” said Anna Smith ’19. “No one I’ve talked to has ever seen him around campus.” “I thought his Instagram … Continue reading Student Previously Thought to be Fake Spotted Eating Bagel

Midterm Season Brings Rise in Stolen Carrels

With midterms on the horizon, students are settling into Leyburn to study. However, the rise in library traffic means an increase in stolen carrels. Some students have begun usurping carrels across all four floors. Public Safety warns that marking your carrel territory will not actually deter these drifters. Personal effects like books and water bottles … Continue reading Midterm Season Brings Rise in Stolen Carrels