The Radish Expands into Health

Here at The Radish, we believe that everyone should be equipped with the knowledge needed to take care of themselves and live their best life. We are proud to present The Toilet Times, a quick read perfect for that fourth floor Leyburn stall. First up? Some tips and tricks for when you are caught in … Continue reading The Radish Expands into Health

A Eulogy to Blue Sky

I never thought our time together would end so suddenly. I knew that it would be hard to leave you come May, but I couldn't have imagined it would end like this. You left so quickly, I couldn't even say goodbye. I didn't know it back in December, but that cold, drizzly afternoon would be … Continue reading A Eulogy to Blue Sky

Fighting Back Against Hike Supremacists

“It’s just like, what happened to sitting around?” Junior Mike Nelson asked. Hike supremacy-- thinking that being outside makes you superior to people that are inside-- has been spreading in recent years as more and more students have ventured outdoors and started evangelizing about the fresh air. Many hike supremacists unwittingly reveal themselves, often shocking … Continue reading Fighting Back Against Hike Supremacists

Reports of Close Encounters with Professors at Gym Spark Worry

An anonymous student has come forward to share her harrowing story from the W&L fitness center. The victim was approximately ten minutes into her treadmill run when she claims that her Econ professor took the treadmill directly beside her. “I was in the zone and suddenly my professor is right there running twice as fast. … Continue reading Reports of Close Encounters with Professors at Gym Spark Worry

Investigation: Student Stricken with Intense Thursday Morning Social Anxiety

“Girls at this school suck,” Claims a young man denied a DFM twice in one night. It’s a phrase heard from many among the scholarly gentlemen of the Wednesday night party scene. It is truly a feat in the art of deflection, when one is simply asked: “How was your night, my man?” With such … Continue reading Investigation: Student Stricken with Intense Thursday Morning Social Anxiety

Lexington Restaurants Show Support for Post-Darty Dining

The restaurants of the Lexington community have issued a statement of support for student-thrown day parties, colloquially known as  “darties” or “day chays”, after seeing a spike in revenue, especially tips, on the evenings of these events. It may seem unclear as to why students pretending not to be drunk would be beneficial for their … Continue reading Lexington Restaurants Show Support for Post-Darty Dining

Surgeon General Declares Baggie of Salt to be Universal Remedy

After years of questions about their function and efficacy, the baggies of salt from the Student Health Center have been found to aid in recovery from almost every disease on the planet. The health center has been doling out these bags by the thousands for years, even though most students have found their healing properties … Continue reading Surgeon General Declares Baggie of Salt to be Universal Remedy