Dear Peer Counselor, I’m having some roommate issues. I think it all started with her taking a history class about Witchcraft. I felt like after every class she was coming home and telling me these absurd stories about medieval witches, which was kinda cool… but it was a little weird how into it she was. … Continue reading Public Peer Counselor: Halloween Edition
A COVID nose swab What’s scarier than a cutip being shoved all the way up your nostril? And it gets to decide if you get kicked off campus? Spooky! For extra flair, consider soaking your outfit in mucus-colored slime. 2. The current campus environment It’s getting scary out there, folks. Don’t let the girl hiding in the bushes with … Continue reading 6 Trendy Costumes this Spooky Season
A new student organization has come out of the tunnels beneath the library to speak exclusively with this Radish reporter about its purpose -- a cult to President, according to them God, Dudley. In order to allow this interview to happen, the cult leader wished to remain anonymous. I don’t blame him. “It all started … Continue reading RADISH EXCLUSIVE: God-President Dudley?
Aries Campus deer familyWhy? You are always with your squad and get into dangerous anticsTaurusThe ColonnadeWhy? You’re a little all over the place but really photogenicGemini The pugs that are walked around campus dailyWhy? Twins! Also you’re like constantly seeking attention CancerPresident DudleyWhy? You have a lot of shit going on LeoThe Counseling CenterWhy? You’re hard to reach and emotionally … Continue reading Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Your Sign
Any event coordinated by Charlie SmithThird-Year Formal (wasn’t something to be missed!)Jeb Bush’s Zoom EventCanaan Green Hangouts! (Thanks Dudley, those help a lot)Benny McVale blacking out while watching Gossip Girl on his 22nd birthdayWhite Castle residents that haven’t been seen in weeks (not the townies’ work, just Tammi lowering the boom)Whatever the freaks that live … Continue reading Top 10 Social Events of the Year, Thus Far
To: W&L Undergraduate Students From: Sidney Evans, Vice President for Student Affairs and Dean of Students Below is this week’s update on the university’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic. Please remember to check the COVID-19 Resources website for the latest campus messages, resources, and FAQs that are being updated regularly, and to submit your questions … Continue reading October 1 Update for Fall Term
A new progressive club on our campus, Women and Libido (W&L), has recently put forth a mission statement. They claim that the misogyny and sexism perpetrated in Lexington is most flagrantly displayed… in bed. “Fake orgasms are a scourge and should be eradicated at all costs.” The group sees these performative acts as needlessly propping … Continue reading Feminist Group on Campus Launches Bold New Campaign
WLU Current Student As I look back on my time spent here at W&L, I look back with disgust. Sure, the campus is beautiful and the surrounding area is also wonderful, but that is not enough to wash away the wrongs. DearWLU has done some great and important work, but I have not yet seen … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE: Rejected DearWLU Submission
Here at The Radish, we believe that everyone should be equipped with the knowledge needed to take care of themselves and live their best life. We are proud to present The Toilet Times, a quick read perfect for that fourth floor Leyburn stall. First up? Some tips and tricks for when you are caught in … Continue reading The Radish Expands into Health
