It is a time-honored tradition of brotherhoods across the nation, the period in which a fledgling freshie finds himself forged in the emotionally traumatizing fires of all those who came before, destined to emerge a man. Pledges throughout these great United States, and in certain urban areas of Canada, line up to earn their stripes … Continue reading Fraternities to Submit Hazing Plans to COVID Committee
Conspiracy theories have reached the colonnade. An anonymous Greek Rank poster, W, has gained an immense online following by spreading misinformation in the W&L community. W is completely entrenched in the Pro-Dudley wing of campus, raucously applauding his most recent Covid update and urging complete compliance with protocols, recently writing “True gennies are WATCHING and … Continue reading Q On Campus
Everyone is dealing with quarantine differently. Being stuck in Lexington, VA has done a number on several globally minded students, but this Valentine’s Day, one student has found a creative solution. Thomas Braxton, SNU brother and class of ‘21, was seen carrying several packages towards campus mail for drop-off this Friday, just in time for … Continue reading A Global Valentine’s Day
With only a few short days before St. Paddy’s Day, the holiest of Roman-Catholic holidays, I have noticed an alarming amount of anti-Irish activity around W&L’s campus. To start, almost the entire population of Irish American students have contracted Covid or are quarantining and won’t be let out until after March 17th, one of … Continue reading Anti-Irish Sentiment Found Throughout Campus
Dear Peer Counselor, I’m having some roommate issues. I think it all started with her taking a history class about Witchcraft. I felt like after every class she was coming home and telling me these absurd stories about medieval witches, which was kinda cool… but it was a little weird how into it she was. … Continue reading Public Peer Counselor: Halloween Edition
A COVID nose swab What’s scarier than a cutip being shoved all the way up your nostril? And it gets to decide if you get kicked off campus? Spooky! For extra flair, consider soaking your outfit in mucus-colored slime. 2. The current campus environment It’s getting scary out there, folks. Don’t let the girl hiding in the bushes with … Continue reading 6 Trendy Costumes this Spooky Season
A new student organization has come out of the tunnels beneath the library to speak exclusively with this Radish reporter about its purpose -- a cult to President, according to them God, Dudley. In order to allow this interview to happen, the cult leader wished to remain anonymous. I don’t blame him. “It all started … Continue reading RADISH EXCLUSIVE: God-President Dudley?
Aries Campus deer familyWhy? You are always with your squad and get into dangerous anticsTaurusThe ColonnadeWhy? You’re a little all over the place but really photogenicGemini The pugs that are walked around campus dailyWhy? Twins! Also you’re like constantly seeking attention CancerPresident DudleyWhy? You have a lot of shit going on LeoThe Counseling CenterWhy? You’re hard to reach and emotionally … Continue reading Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Your Sign
Any event coordinated by Charlie SmithThird-Year Formal (wasn’t something to be missed!)Jeb Bush’s Zoom EventCanaan Green Hangouts! (Thanks Dudley, those help a lot)Benny McVale blacking out while watching Gossip Girl on his 22nd birthdayWhite Castle residents that haven’t been seen in weeks (not the townies’ work, just Tammi lowering the boom)Whatever the freaks that live … Continue reading Top 10 Social Events of the Year, Thus Far
