A Frat Boy’s Guide to Valentine’s Day  

In this, the most devout season of “Pushin’ P,” the frats of W&L are gearing up to educate their newest members on the tried-and-true methods for surviving the Valentine’s Day commotion. Whether simps or hoes, the brothers of this great campus have come together to pool some truths universally acknowledged. “It’s psychological warfare, man,” informed Dan … Continue reading A Frat Boy’s Guide to Valentine’s Day  

Heartbroken in Huntley

One of the unfortunate side effects of being a reporter is having to report on unfortunate stories - blatant discrimination, murders, and the like. However, this Valentine’s Day story might take the tragedy cake.  That guy in your econ class, the one who attends all the office hours and makes sure to raise his hand … Continue reading Heartbroken in Huntley

Boo! Facilities Blames Ghost Infestation for Recent Housing Failures

In a recent email to the student body, President Dudley, on behalf of the facilities team at W&L, announced the disturbing cause behind the recent collapse of the ceiling in Nuestro Hogar Latino and the known sinking of third year is not the result of poor planning or systemic neglect of students of color, but … Continue reading Boo! Facilities Blames Ghost Infestation for Recent Housing Failures

Diary of a study abroad student

Taken from the private journal of Susan Smith, a W&L student currently studying abroad in the UK. Reader discretion is advised. ... Dear Diary, Lately I’ve been feeling something taking root inside me, festering, rotting me from within. It’s like I’m slowly becoming something other that myself, something dark, something…European.  The mere sight of clothing … Continue reading Diary of a study abroad student

Student Desperate for Interaction Corners Girl at Her Work Study

As of this Friday, our Radish staff has been bombarded by letters begging for advice from what appears to be an exceptionally lonely and increasingly desperate freshman, who, after months of disappointment, is still on the lookout for his dream “spring fling.” Here is his plea for help: Hi Radish, Hope you can help me … Continue reading Student Desperate for Interaction Corners Girl at Her Work Study

Fraternities to Submit Hazing Plans to COVID Committee

It is a time-honored tradition of brotherhoods across the nation, the period in which a fledgling freshie finds himself forged in the emotionally traumatizing fires of all those who came before, destined to emerge a man. Pledges throughout these great United States, and in certain urban areas of Canada, line up to earn their stripes … Continue reading Fraternities to Submit Hazing Plans to COVID Committee