We've all been there. You exit the party, thrilled you're leaving at just the right time. Not too early, not too late, right? You strut down to the Trav stop. And then, you see the winding line of students slowly pushing towards the orange cones. But! No need to panic. We've compiled a step-by-step guide … Continue reading How to Handle an Overcrowded Trav Line
For the third year in a row, the juniors have been given the green light to move into housing with not only running water, but electricity, microwaves, and ovens. The buildings come with childproof amenities such as outlets that only Einstein could figure out. Despite the child friendly design, the residents have still managed to slowly destroy their apartments. … Continue reading 20 Year Olds Allowed yet Again to Slowly Destroy Junior Village
New pledge classes the day after bid day Pre-med students Lax bros Kelsey Goodwin's work-study students Swim team The English Department Dean Futrell's office The EC Choir The Spectator D-Hall table Peer Counselors All three Africana Studies majors Phi Psi library table The last people to live in Gillam Res Life team People who run … Continue reading Cults at W&L
Hey, so good to see you! How've you been? How was your summer? Mine was so busy, but so good. It's nice to be away from school, but also I missed it, you know? Where were you again? Oh, that's so cool, how was it? There's this one restaurant there that I love, did you … Continue reading So, how was your summer?
The elusive out-of-town girlfriend of that guy on your hall has magically appeared for Fancy Dress. After nearly a year of existing only in vague mentions and the occasional tag in a Facebook meme, the out-of-town girlfriend arrived late last night from a school you can't quite remember. "I kind of thought she … Continue reading Out-of-town Girlfriend Materializes for Fancy Dress Weekend
The Registrar's Office has announced that after years of terrible parking jobs throughout campus, an FDR focusing on proper vehicle parking technique will be introduced in the Fall Term 2018 course offerings. "You kids are meant to be smart, but these are the worst parking jobs we've ever seen," a Registrar representative said. "This FDR … Continue reading Parking FDR to be Introduced Next Fall
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): The Sun is in Pisces until March 20, which will light up your passions and energy until they come grinding to a halt in the confusion and stress of the housing lottery. Happy birth month! Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): There are a rare two, beautiful full moons … Continue reading Your March Horoscope