Breaking news from Robinson Hall: Reports are pouring in after a student decimated the unspoken lecture seating arrangement by sitting at a different table than usual. Andy Brown, a sophomore who should know better by now, walked into his seminar with a chaotic scheme. Instead of sitting in his usual, inconvenient seat where he must … Continue reading Class Shocked as Student Defies Unspoken Seating Arrangement

Chi O: Requires that all shoes are removed before entering the house Theta: cozies up to both sides of the Parent Teacher Association Pi Phi: spends weeks on the kids' Halloween costumes Delta: argues with other parents and referees at sporting events Kappa: leads daughter's campaign for prom queen ADPi: makes sure all boys in her … Continue reading W&L Sororities as Moms

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Your house of domesticity will be firing on all cylinders this week, so expect lots of cleaning as a form of procrastination. Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Your third house of cooperation will be overexcited this week, making your group project members a little too enthusiastic about scheduling … Continue reading Horoscopes: Week of 1/22

Phi Delt: "I don't know, ask your mom." Beta: always tries to crack jokes with the babysitter but makes them uncomfortable. Lambda: records every moment of child's life for his dedicated social media accounts. Chi Psi: starts taking kids hunting at the age of nine. SNu: "do more, be better" Sig Chi: lets kids dress themselves. … Continue reading W&L Frats as Dads

When he returned home for the recent Winter Break, Jack Adams was promoted from his status as mere student to an official W&L Representative, at least in the eyes of his distant relatives. He was first grilled with basic questions, such as the size of the school, the percentage of students in Greek life, how … Continue reading Student Promoted to School PR Representative by Family Members