As students poured back into Lexington after Washington Break, many noticed a change in the usual scenery. Instead of the Cadaver Society's signature scribbled tag, large and complex murals of skulls, thirteens, and other symbols of the society can be seen on buildings across campus. The Cadavers have declined to comment on the recent shift … Continue reading Cadavers Advance From Tagging to Murals
With midterms on the horizon, students are settling into Leyburn to study. However, the rise in library traffic means an increase in stolen carrels. Some students have begun usurping carrels across all four floors. Public Safety warns that marking your carrel territory will not actually deter these drifters. Personal effects like books and water bottles … Continue reading Midterm Season Brings Rise in Stolen Carrels
Identify ice (ice is usually shiny, slick, and cold) Take a step Take another step Take another step See person approaching, look busy on phone Take another step Slip a little, but laugh it off and smile at the passerby that almost just saw you eat shit Take another step Slip, eat shit Try not to … Continue reading How to Walk on Ice
We tested every door- the sliding, the French, the double, and the just plain massive- on on campus to bring you this official ranking, accompanied by equivalent weights. Commons entryways: equivalent to a yogurt bowl with every available topping Leyburn entrance: relative to the size and grade weight of the assignment(s) you've procrastinated on the … Continue reading Ranking the Doors of Campus
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