Rogue freshman follows own schedule during formal rush week

Several W&L fraternities were stunned this week when an area freshman arrived at houses discordant with his schedule, also leaving before his time at each fraternity was through. In a shocking turn of events, Spalding Jameson, still smelling of the cigarette he just ripped behind Gaines, attended the dinners and desserts of each fraternity “when … Continue reading Rogue freshman follows own schedule during formal rush week

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Freshman tries to show enthusiasm for W&L by signing up for the Colonnade Club, surprised by first meeting

Holding 15 free t-shirts from the Activities Fair, first-year Vince Gatherton scoured the tables, perplexed. “From the moment I stepped foot on the Colonnade, I knew I wanted to come to W&L” Gatherton said. “I keep hearing about the ‘Colonnade Club,’ and I want to sign up, but there’s no table.” Noting his distress, a … Continue reading Freshman tries to show enthusiasm for W&L by signing up for the Colonnade Club, surprised by first meeting

Previously unavailable Mariah Carey named headliner for inauguration, Trump reports

WASHINGTON - Using the same strong-armed diplomacy seen with Carrier and Ford, the students of Trump University, and ex-wives Ivana and Marla, President-Elect Trump has once again exercised his business acumen to get what he wants. This time, it’s 90s pop idol Mariah Carey. “I have the best words,” Trump said about the successful negotiation. … Continue reading Previously unavailable Mariah Carey named headliner for inauguration, Trump reports