Month: December 2017

West Virginians on The Naughty List find cost-efficient natural gas in their Christmas stockings

~ The Radish

In Germany they call him 'Kris Kringle', in Scandinavia he is 'Father Winter', and Samoa knows him simply as 'Big Red'. Santa Claus is known by many names, but West Virginia residents have recently christened him 'Jolly Old Saint No-Coal-las'. With improvements in fracking technology, the North Pole has ended the centuries-long stocking stuffer policy … Continue reading West Virginians on The Naughty List find cost-efficient natural gas in their Christmas stockings

Hottest All-Gender Restrooms of 2018 

~ The Radish

The Restrooms at the Center for Global Learning Kenneth P. Ruscio Center for Global Learning lives up to its name with a world-class set of all-gender restrooms. Visitors enjoy spacious toilette suites with heated seats. Fumble around with the bidet and enjoy the aromatic offerings of the adjacent Tea House. Payne Hall 1st Floor Restroom … Continue reading Hottest All-Gender Restrooms of 2018 

Cause for concern: winter weather eliminates final trace of W&L campus diversity

~ The Radish

Panic abounded in the Washington and Lee Admissions Office this morning after waking up to find that campus was 100% white. W&L’s president, struck with fear, immediately collaborated with maintenance to order salt trucks, shovels, and snow plows to tackle the inclement weather; a noble effort, indeed, to prevent the school from falling from “last” … Continue reading Cause for concern: winter weather eliminates final trace of W&L campus diversity