Diary of a study abroad student

Taken from the private journal of Susan Smith, a W&L student currently studying abroad in the UK. Reader discretion is advised. ... Dear Diary, Lately I’ve been feeling something taking root inside me, festering, rotting me from within. It’s like I’m slowly becoming something other that myself, something dark, something…European.  The mere sight of clothing … Continue reading Diary of a study abroad student

Groundbreaking Breitbart exposé sheds new light on W&L’s long history of systemic oppression against rich, white Republicans.

Apparently, the decision to name the school after Confederate General Robert E. Lee was just a cover the whole time. Typical dirty, leftist trick. But thanks to a select number of courageous students, those meddling liberals have been foiled again. Skeptical? Then answer this: If the College Republicans are silenced, who else will represent the … Continue reading Groundbreaking Breitbart exposé sheds new light on W&L’s long history of systemic oppression against rich, white Republicans.

Boo! Facilities Blames Ghost Infestation for Recent Housing Failures

In a recent email to the student body, President Dudley, on behalf of the facilities team at W&L, announced the disturbing cause behind the recent collapse of the ceiling in Nuestro Hogar Latino and the known sinking of third year is not the result of poor planning or systemic neglect of students of color, but … Continue reading Boo! Facilities Blames Ghost Infestation for Recent Housing Failures

Top 7 Places on Campus that Could Easily Feature in a Horror Movie

As one of America’s oldest universities, it is no surprise that the W&L campus is home to a plethora of superstitions, suspected hauntings, and secrets. From the many audacious, horny squirrels to the salad bar lady who acts like every bowl has personally wronged her to the large workload due every Friday, us students are … Continue reading Top 7 Places on Campus that Could Easily Feature in a Horror Movie

The Anti-Vaxer Agenda

With COVID-19 vaccinations on the rise across both the nation and our beloved campus, thestaff of the Radish have noted the near institutional-level suppression of one minority’sculturally-rich message. As public servants, the men, women, and non-gender conformingmembers of this publication refuse to stand for this slanted misrepresentation currently beingperpetuated by mass media. We firmly believe … Continue reading The Anti-Vaxer Agenda

Student Desperate for Interaction Corners Girl at Her Work Study

As of this Friday, our Radish staff has been bombarded by letters begging for advice from what appears to be an exceptionally lonely and increasingly desperate freshman, who, after months of disappointment, is still on the lookout for his dream “spring fling.” Here is his plea for help: Hi Radish, Hope you can help me … Continue reading Student Desperate for Interaction Corners Girl at Her Work Study