Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit 

Washington and Lee University, better known as Woke and Liberal University, has finally begun to tamp down on excess communism, gender ideology, and basic human decency ahead of visits by real patriot Matt Walsh and liberal traitor Mike Pence.  “About time.” said Klan Stan, editor in chief of the Spectator.  The first step in this … Continue reading Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit 

Bald Headed Roulette: Swimmer, VMEE, or Skinhead?

Imagine you’re walking across campus from the parking deck (that never actually has parking) to get to your first class of the day. As you pass the beloved Elrod Commons, you begin to lose your ability to see. You now realize that a ray of sunshine hits you in the eyes, as a result of … Continue reading Bald Headed Roulette: Swimmer, VMEE, or Skinhead?

Students react to the Spectator’s article on [Controversy] 

[Issue], which has been the subject of [National/State/Campus]-wide controversy, has been covered by The Spectator, the campus conservative newspaper. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the student body nearly unanimously condemned the article. “I understand that [controversy] has complexities, but the article in The Spectator is completely out there. I can’t believe anyone would subscribe to [reactionary talking points] … Continue reading Students react to the Spectator’s article on [Controversy] 

C-School set to run out of coloring sheets

Panic has stricken Huntley Hall as Business Administration professors report they have run out of the coloring sheets, Play-Doh and Crayola crayons crucial for day-to-day operations in the C-School.  “Our students are so bright, and they deserve these supplies so they can make their imaginary business plans and learn basic addition,” said Molly Driver, professor … Continue reading C-School set to run out of coloring sheets

Local Boy Scout shoots down Chinese spy balloons

LEXINGTON, Va. -- This week, President Biden awarded Jake Hamlon, a Rockbridge County High School student and member of Boy Scout Troop 521, with the Medal of Honor for shooting down three Chinese spy balloons over Goshen Pass. Hamlon, 15, spotted the first balloon at around 10:45 Sunday morning while hiking the Goshen Pass Trailhead … Continue reading Local Boy Scout shoots down Chinese spy balloons