Grilled cheese car wash decathlon dance for the cure of illiterate cancer patients marks a critical low in sorority’s philanthropy effort

Eschewing past partnerships with renowned non-profits like The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good™ and the Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for The Cure™, Washington and Lee’s very own chapter of Alpha Beta Gamma Alpha Alpha (ABGAA) has decided to start their own non-profit. According to ABGAA … Continue reading Grilled cheese car wash decathlon dance for the cure of illiterate cancer patients marks a critical low in sorority’s philanthropy effort

Forward-thinking trav monitors take drinks for our own safety, so we instead get to experience fraternity punch and warm Busch’s

It’s a new school year and with that comes a new and improved Traveller. Traveller, for those who may be unaware, is Washington and Lee’s safe ride system, consisting of both buses and a dispatch service. Here are some things to be excited about with the upgraded Traveller this year. There is practically no wait. … Continue reading Forward-thinking trav monitors take drinks for our own safety, so we instead get to experience fraternity punch and warm Busch’s

Mexicoop to begin charging $2 for napkins, A/C, and the mountain views

Beginning in October, Dining Services has announced, Foodside, or what is/was affectionately referred to as “Mexicoop," will begin charging $2 for “supplemental accessories,” which include napkins, utensils, air conditioning, and the “complimentary view.” The notice comes following Foodside’s price hikes this year; most meals at the establishment now cost the full meal-swipe limit of $7.50, … Continue reading Mexicoop to begin charging $2 for napkins, A/C, and the mountain views

Greek member feels outnumbered and uncomfortable in class full of independents, sources claim

NEWCOMB— Senior frat bro Josh Wilson was reportedly spotted Friday in Greek History 102, which was filled with some familiar letters but very few familiar faces; as he looked around, he reported being struck by the overwhelming majority of Independents. The class, a last-ditch effort to fulfill some final FDRs before graduation, quickly took him … Continue reading Greek member feels outnumbered and uncomfortable in class full of independents, sources claim

WLU Choice Awards: ‘Pure Eats doughnut giveaway’ beats ‘no response from last night’s hookup’ in “reasons I check my phone 15 times in 5 minutes”

Washington and Lee students apparently value the beautiful possibility of a dozen fresh, delicately exquisite Pure Eats doughnuts more than they value reconnecting with what's-his-name from Red Square last night.  It was a close but significant victory for the deep-fried dough balls when W&L students were asked why they were obsessively thumbing their iPhones approximately 1 billion separate times over the … Continue reading WLU Choice Awards: ‘Pure Eats doughnut giveaway’ beats ‘no response from last night’s hookup’ in “reasons I check my phone 15 times in 5 minutes”