The Radish's in-house astrologist is back and more aligned with the stars than ever before. Below, find out what December has in store for you! Sagittarius (Nov. 22 — Dec. 21): A ring of fire eclipse will enter your second house of money this month and will be roughly the same size as the savings … Continue reading Your December Horoscopes
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Reports of Close Encounters with Professors at Gym Spark Worry
An anonymous student has come forward to share her harrowing story from the W&L fitness center. The victim was approximately ten minutes into her treadmill run when she claims that her Econ professor took the treadmill directly beside her. “I was in the zone and suddenly my professor is right there running twice as fast. … Continue reading Reports of Close Encounters with Professors at Gym Spark Worry
Sophomore Denied from Study Abroad Program Dips Toe into Nationalism
“I never wanted to go to that commie wasteland in the first place,” Joe Boucher said of Paris, France, the location of the study abroad program he was recently denied from. Boucher explained that only total losers willfully leave the US, and he is no loser, despite coming in 10th place out of 11 candidates in … Continue reading Sophomore Denied from Study Abroad Program Dips Toe into Nationalism
Investigation: Student Stricken with Intense Thursday Morning Social Anxiety
“Girls at this school suck,” Claims a young man denied a DFM twice in one night. It’s a phrase heard from many among the scholarly gentlemen of the Wednesday night party scene. It is truly a feat in the art of deflection, when one is simply asked: “How was your night, my man?” With such … Continue reading Investigation: Student Stricken with Intense Thursday Morning Social Anxiety
Girl who Thinks World Literally Revolves Around her Writes Global Politics Op-Ed on Breakup
The Radish has never before included such a unique opinion piece as Mary Brooke Washington’s article on how the state of global politics uncannily mirrors her recent break up, which came unexpectedly after two months of dating and eight months of “just hooking up.” This student gladly shared the piece, copied below, with us, … Continue reading Girl who Thinks World Literally Revolves Around her Writes Global Politics Op-Ed on Breakup
Lexington Restaurants Show Support for Post-Darty Dining
The restaurants of the Lexington community have issued a statement of support for student-thrown day parties, colloquially known as “darties” or “day chays”, after seeing a spike in revenue, especially tips, on the evenings of these events. It may seem unclear as to why students pretending not to be drunk would be beneficial for their … Continue reading Lexington Restaurants Show Support for Post-Darty Dining
W&L to Increase Number of Double Majors by Introducing the Mrs. Degree
The administration has announced that it will be endeavoring to increase the number of double majors by introducing formal course work for the once-informal tradition of earning the MRS degree. The following classes are now available to register for during the 2020 Winter Term: SOAN-169: Love in Academia This course focuses on the research of … Continue reading W&L to Increase Number of Double Majors by Introducing the Mrs. Degree
