CIA Visit Ends in EC Coup

The Office of Career and Professional Development’s job presentation invitation to the CIA ended in disaster this afternoon when news broke that the Executive Committee had been overthrown and replaced with a far right American puppet regime. While the CIA denied involvement, the new Executive Committee, which announced in Yik Yak that it will be … Continue reading CIA Visit Ends in EC Coup

Study Finds Everyone Had Better Summers Than You 

Despite the fact that you thought you managed to have a pretty decent summer, a recent study by the WLU Sociology department found that literally everyone on campus had a better summer than you.  “Whether it was winning a Nobel Prize, spending three months in Europe, or marrying your mom, everyone else's summer was simply … Continue reading Study Finds Everyone Had Better Summers Than You 

School Embraces Immigrant, Family-Owned Insurance Company

The Business Office announced that Washington and Lee has contracted with a local immigrant family's insurance firm to insure the school's property and serve as fire protection. The Russos are a proud Sicilian family who recently settled down in Lexington. According to the President, their family's elevator pitch rivaled that of our own C School … Continue reading School Embraces Immigrant, Family-Owned Insurance Company

A Frat Boy’s Guide to Valentine’s Day  

In this, the most devout season of “Pushin’ P,” the frats of W&L are gearing up to educate their newest members on the tried-and-true methods for surviving the Valentine’s Day commotion. Whether simps or hoes, the brothers of this great campus have come together to pool some truths universally acknowledged. “It’s psychological warfare, man,” informed Dan … Continue reading A Frat Boy’s Guide to Valentine’s Day