The Office of Career and Professional Development’s job presentation invitation to the CIA ended in disaster this afternoon when news broke that the Executive Committee had been overthrown and replaced with a far right American puppet regime. While the CIA denied involvement, the new Executive Committee, which announced in Yik Yak that it will be … Continue reading CIA Visit Ends in EC Coup
Despite the fact that you thought you managed to have a pretty decent summer, a recent study by the WLU Sociology department found that literally everyone on campus had a better summer than you. “Whether it was winning a Nobel Prize, spending three months in Europe, or marrying your mom, everyone else's summer was simply … Continue reading Study Finds Everyone Had Better Summers Than You
Daniel Starr, Class of 2025, was found to be hip, relatable and cool when leading his Volunteer Venture trip to Washington State during Pre-Orientation, now termed “Leading Edge” for some reason. “I know the froshies were scared when we were on the bus to the place, but I yelled ‘noice’ every time we passed a … Continue reading Pre-O Leader Really Cool and Relatable
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With abortion rights having been overturned by the Supreme Court, Washington and Lee has announced a new scholarship to help male students pay for much needed child support. Director of Financial Aid, Aaron Dowels, announced the initiative, named the "Old Kanye Memorial Fund" in a school wide meeting. "As you know, part of our core … Continue reading School Launches Child Support Scholarship
The Business Office announced that Washington and Lee has contracted with a local immigrant family's insurance firm to insure the school's property and serve as fire protection. The Russos are a proud Sicilian family who recently settled down in Lexington. According to the President, their family's elevator pitch rivaled that of our own C School … Continue reading School Embraces Immigrant, Family-Owned Insurance Company
In this, the most devout season of “Pushin’ P,” the frats of W&L are gearing up to educate their newest members on the tried-and-true methods for surviving the Valentine’s Day commotion. Whether simps or hoes, the brothers of this great campus have come together to pool some truths universally acknowledged. “It’s psychological warfare, man,” informed Dan … Continue reading A Frat Boy’s Guide to Valentine’s Day
Look, it’s not great but we’ve all been there. It’s February 14th and you haven’t had a significant other since 2016. How does this day work? You’re also 20, living on a work study budget, and you only kind-of-like your new situationship. It’s been like a month and a half so a day about love … Continue reading Last Minute Valentine’s Day Date Ideas
Feeling like you need a friend on Valentine’s Day? Well, look no further. This list of cocktails is sure to comfort you for all of the day’s sadness. Cosmopolitan (Basic but a classic) Raspberry Martini (Raspberry puree and vodka of your choosing) Love Potion (Peach Schnapps, Vodka, Grapefruit Juice) Classic Mudslide (Chocolate milkshake + liquor … Continue reading Galentine’s Day COCKtails
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