Grilled cheese car wash decathlon dance for the cure of illiterate cancer patients marks a critical low in sorority’s philanthropy effort

Eschewing past partnerships with renowned non-profits like The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good™ and the Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for The Cure™, Washington and Lee’s very own chapter of Alpha Beta Gamma Alpha Alpha (ABGAA) has decided to start their own non-profit. According to ABGAA … Continue reading Grilled cheese car wash decathlon dance for the cure of illiterate cancer patients marks a critical low in sorority’s philanthropy effort

Greek member feels outnumbered and uncomfortable in class full of independents, sources claim

NEWCOMB— Senior frat bro Josh Wilson was reportedly spotted Friday in Greek History 102, which was filled with some familiar letters but very few familiar faces; as he looked around, he reported being struck by the overwhelming majority of Independents. The class, a last-ditch effort to fulfill some final FDRs before graduation, quickly took him … Continue reading Greek member feels outnumbered and uncomfortable in class full of independents, sources claim

SJC to add “disappointed glare” to arsenal of available reprimands

LEXINGTON — W&L’s Student Government JV squad came down with perhaps its harshest ruling to date Tuesday, unanimously opting for a prolonged mean look over a random amount of community service. Following ten minutes’ deliberation in the body’s second such meeting, the SJC found John Potter, ’20, guilty of both running in the hallways and … Continue reading SJC to add “disappointed glare” to arsenal of available reprimands

Radish servers overloaded by recent Spectator dump

LEXINGTON - The magazine of the conservative, white, straight, Catholic, 19-to-21-year-old, male thought and opinion of a select few people was, once again, sent to the private email addresses of the entire student body today. Among those worst affected: the storage space of junk mailboxes of said student body and, perhaps more tragically, The Radish’s … Continue reading Radish servers overloaded by recent Spectator dump

Local sorority caught in grand embezzlement scheme

In a shocking turn of events, Hope Smith and Lizzy Warren, President and Vice President of the sorority formerly known as the Zetas, were arrested on multiple charges of embezzlement. As has been kept incredibly tight-lipped over the past week and a half, Zeta had engineered a campaign to disaffiliate its chapter from its nationals, … Continue reading Local sorority caught in grand embezzlement scheme