Category: Politics

Study by all-male W&L alumni cohorts finds current students cootie-ridden snowflakes

~ The Radish

In a recent study conducted on alumni from prior W&L graduating classes, a sizable percentage of these former generals found the current campus population to be filled with cooties and liberal snowflakes who couldn’t even handle a little doxxing or assault.   While certainly some members of these classes have become productive members of society, much … Continue reading Study by all-male W&L alumni cohorts finds current students cootie-ridden snowflakes

Pence’s Classified Documents Found on Campus

~ The Radish

On March 21st, 2023, Mock Con hosted former vice president Mike Pence and Fox News anchor Bret Baier at the University Chapel for their kickoff event. While the event itself was a raging success for Pence’s new standup comedy tour featuring Bret Baier’s legendary Trump impersonation, perhaps the biggest political bombshell in recent history came … Continue reading Pence’s Classified Documents Found on Campus

Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit 

~ The Radish

Washington and Lee University, better known as Woke and Liberal University, has finally begun to tamp down on excess communism, gender ideology, and basic human decency ahead of visits by real patriot Matt Walsh and liberal traitor Mike Pence.  “About time.” said Klan Stan, editor in chief of the Spectator.  The first step in this … Continue reading Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit 

Students react to the Spectator’s article on [Controversy] 

~ The Radish

[Issue], which has been the subject of [National/State/Campus]-wide controversy, has been covered by The Spectator, the campus conservative newspaper. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the student body nearly unanimously condemned the article. “I understand that [controversy] has complexities, but the article in The Spectator is completely out there. I can’t believe anyone would subscribe to [reactionary talking points] … Continue reading Students react to the Spectator’s article on [Controversy] 

Local Boy Scout shoots down Chinese spy balloons

~ The Radish

LEXINGTON, Va. -- This week, President Biden awarded Jake Hamlon, a Rockbridge County High School student and member of Boy Scout Troop 521, with the Medal of Honor for shooting down three Chinese spy balloons over Goshen Pass. Hamlon, 15, spotted the first balloon at around 10:45 Sunday morning while hiking the Goshen Pass Trailhead … Continue reading Local Boy Scout shoots down Chinese spy balloons

Omega Kappa completely revamped after brother takes WGSS course

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Omega Kappa brother Johnathan Greenbrook, class of 2024, has been at the spearhead of a campaign to completely overhaul the historic fraternity after he accidentally signed up for a Women, Gender and Sexuality Studies (WGSS) course this past Fall Term.  “I took it initially because I saw the word sex, and I thought to myself … Continue reading Omega Kappa completely revamped after brother takes WGSS course

Revised FDR requirements to reflect dystopian hellscape students expected to inherit

~ The Radish

After withering criticism from the campus’ right wing, including a brilliantly drawn cartoon, the University has retracted their proposed updates to the required curriculum of all students. In the place of those plans, the university has proposed a new, practical education to prepare students “for the dystopian hellscape your generation will inherit.” “With issues like … Continue reading Revised FDR requirements to reflect dystopian hellscape students expected to inherit