New pledge classes the day after bid day Pre-med students Lax bros Kelsey Goodwin's work-study students Swim team The English Department Dean Futrell's office The EC Choir The Spectator D-Hall table Peer Counselors All three Africana Studies majors Phi Psi library table The last people to live in Gillam Res Life team People who run … Continue reading Cults at W&L
Hey, so good to see you! How've you been? How was your summer? Mine was so busy, but so good. It's nice to be away from school, but also I missed it, you know? Where were you again? Oh, that's so cool, how was it? There's this one restaurant there that I love, did you … Continue reading So, how was your summer?
The elusive out-of-town girlfriend of that guy on your hall has magically appeared for Fancy Dress. After nearly a year of existing only in vague mentions and the occasional tag in a Facebook meme, the out-of-town girlfriend arrived late last night from a school you can't quite remember. "I kind of thought she … Continue reading Out-of-town Girlfriend Materializes for Fancy Dress Weekend
The Registrar's Office has announced that after years of terrible parking jobs throughout campus, an FDR focusing on proper vehicle parking technique will be introduced in the Fall Term 2018 course offerings. "You kids are meant to be smart, but these are the worst parking jobs we've ever seen," a Registrar representative said. "This FDR … Continue reading Parking FDR to be Introduced Next Fall
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): The Sun is in Pisces until March 20, which will light up your passions and energy until they come grinding to a halt in the confusion and stress of the housing lottery. Happy birth month! Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): There are a rare two, beautiful full moons … Continue reading Your March Horoscope
Alleged sophomore Jack Goodacre was spotted in Hillel early Monday morning eating a cereal bagel. Onlookers were alarmed not by the poor choice in bagels, but by his mere presence. “I really thought he wasn’t real.” said Anna Smith ’19. “No one I’ve talked to has ever seen him around campus.” “I thought his Instagram … Continue reading Student Previously Thought to be Fake Spotted Eating Bagel
As students poured back into Lexington after Washington Break, many noticed a change in the usual scenery. Instead of the Cadaver Society's signature scribbled tag, large and complex murals of skulls, thirteens, and other symbols of the society can be seen on buildings across campus. The Cadavers have declined to comment on the recent shift … Continue reading Cadavers Advance From Tagging to Murals