Category: Life

Climate Change singlehandedly prevented by frat bro recycling can at Windfall

~ The Radish

Scientists around the world breathed a sigh of relief this Friday night as James Blake, Class of 2025, single handedly prevented climate change by recycling his natty lite at Windfall.  “Our goal, of course, has been to keep planetary warming below 1.5 degrees celsius above pre-industrial levels,” said Nick Baker, chief scientist at the United … Continue reading Climate Change singlehandedly prevented by frat bro recycling can at Windfall

Study by all-male W&L alumni cohorts finds current students cootie-ridden snowflakes

~ The Radish

In a recent study conducted on alumni from prior W&L graduating classes, a sizable percentage of these former generals found the current campus population to be filled with cooties and liberal snowflakes who couldn’t even handle a little doxxing or assault.   While certainly some members of these classes have become productive members of society, much … Continue reading Study by all-male W&L alumni cohorts finds current students cootie-ridden snowflakes

Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit 

~ The Radish

Washington and Lee University, better known as Woke and Liberal University, has finally begun to tamp down on excess communism, gender ideology, and basic human decency ahead of visits by real patriot Matt Walsh and liberal traitor Mike Pence.  “About time.” said Klan Stan, editor in chief of the Spectator.  The first step in this … Continue reading Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit 

Local Boy Scout shoots down Chinese spy balloons

~ The Radish

LEXINGTON, Va. -- This week, President Biden awarded Jake Hamlon, a Rockbridge County High School student and member of Boy Scout Troop 521, with the Medal of Honor for shooting down three Chinese spy balloons over Goshen Pass. Hamlon, 15, spotted the first balloon at around 10:45 Sunday morning while hiking the Goshen Pass Trailhead … Continue reading Local Boy Scout shoots down Chinese spy balloons