NEWCOMB— Senior frat bro Josh Wilson was reportedly spotted Friday in Greek History 102, which was filled with some familiar letters but very few familiar faces; as he looked around, he reported being struck by the overwhelming majority of Independents. The class, a last-ditch effort to fulfill some final FDRs before graduation, quickly took him … Continue reading Greek member feels outnumbered and uncomfortable in class full of independents, sources claim

LEXINGTON — W&L’s Student Government JV squad came down with perhaps its harshest ruling to date Tuesday, unanimously opting for a prolonged mean look over a random amount of community service. Following ten minutes’ deliberation in the body’s second such meeting, the SJC found John Potter, ’20, guilty of both running in the hallways and … Continue reading SJC to add “disappointed glare” to arsenal of available reprimands

LEXINGTON - The magazine of the conservative, white, straight, Catholic, 19-to-21-year-old, male thought and opinion of a select few people was, once again, sent to the private email addresses of the entire student body today. Among those worst affected: the storage space of junk mailboxes of said student body and, perhaps more tragically, The Radish’s … Continue reading Radish servers overloaded by recent Spectator dump

LEXINGTON - Concluding the day’s workout with a final set of stress ball squeezes, W&L golf star Jared Limmon wiped the perspiration from his brow, threw a damp towel over his neck, and gave his burning forearms a well-deserved rest. No one said that playing a Division III varsity sport was going to be easy. … Continue reading Member of golf team bemoans lack of leisure time

Although the next issue of The Spectator, a Magazine of Alternative Fact and Opinion, will not be coming out for some time, a staff writer decided to share his forthcoming work with the Radish. “Washington and Lee Hates Liberty? Dean Evans and the Liberty Hall Academy Fire” accurately portrays Dean Sidney Evans as an arsonist … Continue reading Spectator enthusiast leaks forthcoming exposé

A walk through campus this afternoon will look a little different. W&L’s Medieval and Renaissance studies department (it’s real - Google it) will remind the families of all five department majors exactly what they’re paying for with a full-scale Renaissance fair throughout campus on Friday. The events begin promptly at 9 am on Cannan Green. … Continue reading Medieval and Renaissance Studies Department hosts Renaissance fair to remind university of its existence

“#Swept,” read the caption to junior “mocker” Tim LeBoise’s Facebook photo, which showed six WalMart trophies carefully organized from shiniest to least shiny (LeBoise’s proudest, of course, being the “best memorized script” award). LeBoise, who misses most major date functions so he may instead travel long distances in a rented minivan, has already had three … Continue reading Appeal of mock trial team still largely unclear to mock trial team