What follows is a careful analysis of the social pecking order for the 2017-2018 school year, compiled by our analysts using a top secret ranking methodology.

1. Beta

2. Chi Psi

3. FIJI

4. KA

5. Kappa Sig

6. Lambda

7. Phi Delt

8. Phi Society

9. Pi Phi

10. Pike

11. Sigma Chi

12. SNU

–Caroline Bones ‘18