Being on aux when there is more than two people present in any given room or vehicle is stressful, but nothing compares to the meteoric rises and falls of party aux attempts. As quickly as you can put on one bop, you can just as easily end up booted from the speaker with your phone … Continue reading Student Defies Aux Mob Rule, Creates Perfect Playlist
This late into the semester, it is often easy to forget what is socially acceptable and what is not when visiting Leyburn library. To ensure that every student has a pleasant experience in the library, whether it be waiting for the tardy member of one's group project on the main floor or taking respite in … Continue reading A Library Etiquette Primer
For years now, the Cadaver Society has evoked powerful feeling in the student body through their art projects throughout campus. Now, they are elevating this artistic authority even further by investing in art lessons. New mediums and movements, from expressionist to surrealist and even renaissance inspired skulls, can now be found around campus. In order … Continue reading Cadavers Take Art Lessons
“We cannot speak to deliberations regarding any internal activities,” a spokesperson for the student activities committee responded in the aftermath of the failed event. Czech-Lex was described as an effort to counter popular state-themed parents’ weekend events with a school-sponsored party for students from Czechoslovakia. No students are currently enrolled from the Eastern European nation. … Continue reading “Czech-Lex” Parent’s Weekend Party Draws Attendance of Three
After years of questions about their function and efficacy, the baggies of salt from the Student Health Center have been found to aid in recovery from almost every disease on the planet. The health center has been doling out these bags by the thousands for years, even though most students have found their healing properties … Continue reading Surgeon General Declares Baggie of Salt to be Universal Remedy
Let's see what you can blame on the stars this month! Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): Happy Scorpio season! Uranus will be entering your house of health and wellness until March 2019, when you will not see it again in your life. Even the flu shot can't prevent that. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Jupiter's … Continue reading Your November Horoscope
Registration is a stressful time for many students here. There are dozens of things to consider. What classes do you need to graduate? Is that professor a hard grader? Can you furtively text on your computer, or do they require notebooks? Why does Self Service have so many buttons? Take a deep breath and read … Continue reading Tips to Ease the Stress of Registration!
Early reports are flooding in from Cadaver Bridge this morning as yet another student has fallen victim to a poorly timed attempt at greeting a casual acquaintance as they passed by. An eye witness says that sophomore Bill Williams saw a friend from that one class in the distance. Williams decided to say hello, as … Continue reading Ill-timed Cadaver Bridge Greeting Gone Awry
The sun may still be burning bright, but gloomy autumn weather will be here sooner than you realize. Much like XXXTentacion’s top song, it's SAD! missing the sun and its benefits. Seasonal Affective Disorder is no joking matter. Student Health is proud of the sun lamps installed in Leyburn Library, but it also acknowledges that students may need more frequent exposure to these … Continue reading Sunny Side Up! Student Health to Install Sun Lamps in a Surprising New Location
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