Let’s see what you can blame on the stars this month!
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Happy Scorpio season! Uranus will be entering your house of health and wellness until March 2019, when you will not see it again in your life. Even the flu shot can’t prevent that.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Jupiter’s arrival in your sign means fresh changes, but please, do not get bangs just yet.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): The Sun will be in your house of group activity through November 22, so watch for shifting alliances and changes in group text meme-sending this month.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Mercury, the planet affecting technology, will be going into retrograde soon, so bite the bullet and crack your phone yourself before Mercury does.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20): Jupiter entering Sagittarius will jumpstart your house of public image, but think twice and stay humble before changing your Instagram profile to ‘public’.
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): The Scorpio new moon makes November 7 a great day to try and meditate, but don’t be surprised if you can’t let go of any of your thoughts for more than five seconds.
Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20): Planets are switching signs, moving through retrogrades, and changing a lot of things, so just start freaking out now.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20): The Sun in Scorpio will have you feeling frazzled. Plan on getting a gym session in to ease tensions, but watch out for the stress-inducing crowded elliptical section!
Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22): Jupiter will be entering your house of health and wellness, convincing you that you’ll wake up and make a health breakfast tomorrow.
Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22): Your nesting season has arrived, so fuck the fire safety rules and light that candle!
Virgo (Aug. 22 – Sept. 22): With Jupiter entering your domestic house, take a night to procrastinate on work by needlessly moving your furniture around in an attempt to “redesign” the room.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Venus will be reversing in your house of appearances, the perfect excuse to stop dressing nicely for class. Phew!