Small tent communities are beginning to take over all available space outside of Leyburn, Huntley, and the Science center as students prepare for course registration, the event that could mean life, death, or worse- a crappy spring term schedule. The most dedicated few, who have been staked out since early this week to secure the … Continue reading First student stakes position in computer lab for fall registration
Insisting on being called “Jenny,” Deutsche Bank’s own hip, young, 20-something campus recruiter Genevieve Moranne reportedly won the trust of Brody MacIsaacson, ’17, in a matter of seconds. In an excited phone call to his mom directly following the interview, MacIsaacson gushed about Moranne’s “laid back” nature, mentioning that she even went so far as … Continue reading Area recruiter wants interview to be more of a conversation
After breaking out a few brewskis and cigars, Tommy and Mike sat down on their fraternity house balcony to rehash the week’s current events last Tuesday night. In a surprise twist that no one saw coming, however, both political insiders became defensive of their preconceived notions and frustrated at the other’s relative ignorance. Both age … Continue reading Late-night balcony talk leads to productive discussion on status of world affairs
Eager to show off her freshly acquired knowledge from the previous night’s reading, Freshman Deirdre Hoffman kicked off an insightful discussion in her Sociology 124 seminar this past week. “I just really felt that, like, the point the author made on page 2 really emphasized the point she made in her thesis, and that just, … Continue reading Report: 45% of class time spent piggy-backing off of Deirdre’s point
Quickly thumbing through his trusty stack of flashcards before settling in for an early night, Larry Stevens, 52, is reportedly looking forward to making a splash at tomorrow's yearly check-up. The self-described "light of the waiting room," Stevens, of course, has his usual arsenal of zingers ready to go. "Scale must be broken," "an apple … Continue reading Area dad reviews jokes for upcoming doctor’s office visit
LEXINGTON - “In love with my date,” Bethany Robertson’s third-to-last SnapStory video said just hours ago, picturing a half-consumed glass of wine and what appeared to be a few Dove dark chocolate candy wrappers in the background. With some Napa Thai chicken fried rice on the way and a Netflix series finally picked out, Robertson … Continue reading Zing! Area single woman makes wine joke on Valentine’s Day
Sigma Gamma Omicron proudly announced Tuesday that Quekumbr, with whom a few dozen members of the student body are familiar, would be headlining its weekend party and was sure to dazzle. The Wisconsin-based talent’s hit single “Mad Lit” peaked at #96 on the Billboard Hot 100 last spring. This contrasts a recent trend in W&L … Continue reading Fraternity throws curveball by hiring relevant, popular performer for party
Unsatisfied with the current level of stress in the men's rush process, the IFC voted unanimously on Tuesday to "crank things up a notch." With the added benefit of evaporating any sense of personal control, the new system of Greek organization - which beat out a replica Harry Potter sorting hat, a Buzzfeed personality quiz, … Continue reading IFC votes to replace bid system with omnipotent, convoluted computer algorithm
Greg Freeman, a sophomore Latin major with a minor in outwardly justifying his major, reportedly made the tough realization yesterday while translating Homer’s Odyssey to English, presumably for the first time in the book’s history. A second-place finisher in the South Honeydale Regional Spelling Bee three years ago, Freeman was reportedly drawn to the subject … Continue reading Latin major realizes he better become Pope to make anything of education
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