“The Old Taylor,” previously presumed dead, to release new album through FUDG Records

Upon the release of the New Taylor Swift's single "Look What You Made Me Do" many fans of The Old Taylor™ were left wondering what happened to our curly-haired American sweetheart. Where’s that lovable gal who holds an acoustic guitar in one hand and tears out the hearts of her exes with the other? Luckily … Continue reading “The Old Taylor,” previously presumed dead, to release new album through FUDG Records

“The basics of raising quail” marks nice stopping point for night’s YouTube expedition

LEXINGTON — With burning eyes, an aching head, and a dissipating container of Halo Top ice cream, Abby Milton, 20, ventured deeper into the next ring of Internet oblivion via YouTube recommended videos. Having timed out of Netflix twice already, Milton spotted her own pitiful reflection out of the corner of her laptop screen, silently … Continue reading “The basics of raising quail” marks nice stopping point for night’s YouTube expedition

Creatively exhausted Instagram captioner settles on “look at me”

“There,” Catherine Longmire, ’20, sighed as she posted her unrecognizably edited picture and its accompanying caption. Having passed on “~insert funny caption here~,” “life’s a beach,” and some splicing of country music lyrics, Longmire would still monitor the post like a hawk (and take it down the moment its momentum of likes slowed down), but, … Continue reading Creatively exhausted Instagram captioner settles on “look at me”

Chaos descends as upperclassmen women fight for spots in soul-soothing Yoga PE 

“I just need some f*cking zen, you know?” Upon entering the second stage of grief after being waitlisted, yet again, for a coveted spot in PE-126 YOGA, Lila, 21, has no more cordiality left in her. To make matters worse, her “friend,” Caroline, has ignored her demands that she relinquish her spot. “I know I’m … Continue reading Chaos descends as upperclassmen women fight for spots in soul-soothing Yoga PE 

Boy heads off on journey of self-discovery, only travels to Paris and London

To the delight of the family bank account, Richie decided he would head to Europe a few weeks before the official start of his Rome-based study abroad program in order to “find himself.” Resolving to really push his comfort zone, step out of the box, and learn more about other cultures, Richie, a native of … Continue reading Boy heads off on journey of self-discovery, only travels to Paris and London

“Eye-opening,” Poverty Studies minor says of recent four-day mission trip

Updating his profile picture to reflect the unnamed foreign baby he held on Tuesday, Peter Jesel, 21, glowed at the improvement he had just made to the world. “It may not be much in the grand scheme of things,” he said, humbly, “but to the children who now have an Artesian well, some SillyBands, and … Continue reading “Eye-opening,” Poverty Studies minor says of recent four-day mission trip