It’s springtime! You know what that means - afternoons spent floating the Maury, mimosas with the girls, shirtless guys on the Colonnade, and pretty flowers. But all is not well in the town of Lexington. Allergies plague students. The tow trucks are out for vengeance. And the squirrels that we once considered cute, but harmless … Continue reading 10 Ways to Protect Yourself from Sentient Squirrels
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In spite of Congressional hearings determined to shut it down, Tik Tok announced that usage of its app in the Lexington/Rockbridge area, specifically at our famed university, was at an all time high. In completely unrelated news, Social Credit scores are also at an all time high at the historic institution according to the Chinese … Continue reading News: Social Credit, Tik Tok use at WLU at all time high
Comrades in arms! Anti-revolutionary activity by The Spectator and YAF has outed our publication’s true purpose - to change the political persuasion of this student body to match Maoist revolutionary principles! With our cover blown, we have chosen to follow our fellow revolutionaries - China Daily, The People’s Daily and The Disney Corporation - in … Continue reading A Message from the Politburo of the Radish
In a 22-6 vote, the Washington and Lee Board of Trustees voted to oust all students, faculty, and non-administrative staff from W&L. The move was revealed Friday morning during the Board’s regular meeting. “As part of our continual streamlining and listening ‘Master Plan 2030’ process, we determined that the impacted communities consumed almost 100% of … Continue reading Board of Trustees votes to remove students, faculty, and staff from W&L
The Business Office announced that Washington and Lee has contracted with a local immigrant family's insurance firm to insure the school's property and serve as fire protection. The Russos are a proud Sicilian family who recently settled down in Lexington. According to the President, their family's elevator pitch rivaled that of our own C School … Continue reading School Embraces Immigrant, Family-Owned Insurance Company
Public Safety <PublicSafety@wlu.edu> Mon 2/14/2022 11:32 AM From: PublicSafety@wlu.edu [Public Safety]Subject: IMPORTANT MESSAGE - Public Safety Notice** This message was distributed by the Broadcast Mailer at W&L ** PUBLIC SAFETY NOTICE Attention students of W&L! As a part of Washington and Lee’s newest sustainability effort, the department of public safety has decided to make some … Continue reading IMPORTANT MESSAGE – Public Safety Notice
As one of America’s oldest universities, it is no surprise that the W&L campus is home to a plethora of superstitions, suspected hauntings, and secrets. From the many audacious, horny squirrels to the salad bar lady who acts like every bowl has personally wronged her to the large workload due every Friday, us students are … Continue reading Top 7 Places on Campus that Could Easily Feature in a Horror Movie
In a recent email to the student body, President Dudley, on behalf of the facilities team at W&L, announced the disturbing cause behind the recent collapse of the ceiling in Nuestro Hogar Latino and the known sinking of third year is not the result of poor planning or systemic neglect of students of color, but … Continue reading Boo! Facilities Blames Ghost Infestation for Recent Housing Failures
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