Comrades in arms! Anti-revolutionary activity by The Spectator and YAF has outed our publication’s true purpose – to change the political persuasion of this student body to match Maoist revolutionary principles!
With our cover blown, we have chosen to follow our fellow revolutionaries – China Daily, The People’s Daily and The Disney Corporation – in becoming overt spokespersons for leftism in its final and most complete form – socialism with Chinese characteristics!
The truth was hidden all along – only Americans surpassed our massive Chinese readership!
Long live the Radish!
The Radish 