In a recent study conducted on alumni from prior W&L graduating classes, a sizable percentage of these former generals found the current campus population to be filled with cooties and liberal snowflakes who couldn’t even handle a little doxxing or assault. While certainly some members of these classes have become productive members of society, much … Continue reading Study by all-male W&L alumni cohorts finds current students cootie-ridden snowflakes
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Top 10 Couple Activities at Fancy Dress
Top 10 Couple Activities at Fancy Dress Making out up on the rafters There is nothing more romantic than pretending no one else in the world exists and spending quality time doing parkour. Just make sure you don’t fall, or if you do then remind your partner that you love them (no silent treatment). Making … Continue reading Top 10 Couple Activities at Fancy Dress
5 Alternate Places to Study on Campus Before Finals
Finals are just around the corner—and you know what that means. Students flock to Leyburn Library in hopes of turning it around. Even the fourth floor is packed with students who silently yell across the carrels to their buds. -Yo! I’m studying for this test! -Absolutely insane, bro!! Instead of wasting your time trying to … Continue reading 5 Alternate Places to Study on Campus Before Finals
Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit
Washington and Lee University, better known as Woke and Liberal University, has finally begun to tamp down on excess communism, gender ideology, and basic human decency ahead of visits by real patriot Matt Walsh and liberal traitor Mike Pence. “About time.” said Klan Stan, editor in chief of the Spectator. The first step in this … Continue reading Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit
Eulogy to Pizza at Coop
In this season of love letters and joyous celebrations of our dining services, I seek to offer a eulogy to one of the fine dining options served here on campus in better times - Pizza at Coop. Served exclusively in 2020-2021, Coop pizza (hereafter referred to by its affectionate nickname Coozza) was the best cooked … Continue reading Eulogy to Pizza at Coop
Hand Foot and Mouth Disease Back Again You Dirty Little Freaks
Far be it for us here at The Radish to kink shame, but public hygiene has once again taken a grievous hit. For the twenty-sixth time in the past four years, Hand Foot and Mouth (HFM) Disease has re-emerged. In fact, in a recent press release from the CDC, the W&L campus was cited as … Continue reading Hand Foot and Mouth Disease Back Again You Dirty Little Freaks
Bald Headed Roulette: Swimmer, VMEE, or Skinhead?
Imagine you’re walking across campus from the parking deck (that never actually has parking) to get to your first class of the day. As you pass the beloved Elrod Commons, you begin to lose your ability to see. You now realize that a ray of sunshine hits you in the eyes, as a result of … Continue reading Bald Headed Roulette: Swimmer, VMEE, or Skinhead?
Worst Things to Write in a Love Letter
"From the day we met …" That was two days ago at 1:00am, and they were too drunk to remember it well.
Local Boy Scout shoots down Chinese spy balloons
LEXINGTON, Va. -- This week, President Biden awarded Jake Hamlon, a Rockbridge County High School student and member of Boy Scout Troop 521, with the Medal of Honor for shooting down three Chinese spy balloons over Goshen Pass. Hamlon, 15, spotted the first balloon at around 10:45 Sunday morning while hiking the Goshen Pass Trailhead … Continue reading Local Boy Scout shoots down Chinese spy balloons









