Category: Life

Fraternity brothers disappointed after museum-hosted pot workshop revealed to be clay demonstration

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When Joe Hudson opened his Instagram to check on to see if his latest class crush had posted any new thirst traps, he was pleasantly surprised to see that she had posted an advertisement about an on-campus pot workshop happening that day. Autumn Parker, a self proclaimed indie alt-girl with zodiac signs and pronouns in … Continue reading Fraternity brothers disappointed after museum-hosted pot workshop revealed to be clay demonstration

Obituary for Gus the Groundhog

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Gus the groundhog was born at the beginning of August 2021 as part of a little of 5 pups. He had a proud mother, who was known among the animal community as having fought off a family of skunks, and a shy father, who found himself frightened by every stray mask and empty Busch can … Continue reading Obituary for Gus the Groundhog

Climate Change singlehandedly prevented by frat bro recycling can at Windfall

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Scientists around the world breathed a sigh of relief this Friday night as James Blake, Class of 2025, single handedly prevented climate change by recycling his natty lite at Windfall.  “Our goal, of course, has been to keep planetary warming below 1.5 degrees celsius above pre-industrial levels,” said Nick Baker, chief scientist at the United … Continue reading Climate Change singlehandedly prevented by frat bro recycling can at Windfall

Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit 

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Washington and Lee University, better known as Woke and Liberal University, has finally begun to tamp down on excess communism, gender ideology, and basic human decency ahead of visits by real patriot Matt Walsh and liberal traitor Mike Pence.  “About time.” said Klan Stan, editor in chief of the Spectator.  The first step in this … Continue reading Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit 

Local Boy Scout shoots down Chinese spy balloons

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LEXINGTON, Va. -- This week, President Biden awarded Jake Hamlon, a Rockbridge County High School student and member of Boy Scout Troop 521, with the Medal of Honor for shooting down three Chinese spy balloons over Goshen Pass. Hamlon, 15, spotted the first balloon at around 10:45 Sunday morning while hiking the Goshen Pass Trailhead … Continue reading Local Boy Scout shoots down Chinese spy balloons