The 2023-2024 academic year at W&L has many exciting events on the calendar, including the once-in-undergraduate experience of Mock Convention. However, the paint drying on the wall also hassomething to say, since it is also a White Book review year. Here at the Radish, we have compiled a list of outrageous amendments proposed to the … Continue reading White Book Review Committee to hear new, outrageous proposals for amendments
Category: Life
Senior house or Shakespearean insult?
In Richard III, one of Shakespeare’s characters calls another an “elvish-mark’d, abortive, rooting hogback.” That last bit caused a round of chuckles from the fifth year seniors at the back of the class - they lived there, they said. As weeks went by in the Lit class, they realized that so many of the senior … Continue reading Senior house or Shakespearean insult?
W&L builds office in former theme house to figure out how to solve growing housing problem
This past year, W&L’s administration was faced with a difficult decision: find more beds for incoming first-years, or hire new, much-needed bureaucrats to help solve the larger issue at play: a lack of beds for incoming first-years. Topher Wright, director of student life for W&L, said last week that his new, fully-salaried employees were moved … Continue reading W&L builds office in former theme house to figure out how to solve growing housing problem
How to Darty: A C-School Masterclass
This year’s roster of Spring Term classes is looking a little more interesting with the new addition of How to Darty. This unique class is designed and taught entirely by students, demonstrating the innovative spirit and community values at the core of W&L. They were inspired to put the class together after being haunted by … Continue reading How to Darty: A C-School Masterclass
10 Ways to Protect Yourself from Sentient Squirrels
It’s springtime! You know what that means - afternoons spent floating the Maury, mimosas with the girls, shirtless guys on the Colonnade, and pretty flowers. But all is not well in the town of Lexington. Allergies plague students. The tow trucks are out for vengeance. And the squirrels that we once considered cute, but harmless … Continue reading 10 Ways to Protect Yourself from Sentient Squirrels
5 Alternate Places to Study on Campus Before Finals
Finals are just around the corner—and you know what that means. Students flock to Leyburn Library in hopes of turning it around. Even the fourth floor is packed with students who silently yell across the carrels to their buds. -Yo! I’m studying for this test! -Absolutely insane, bro!! Instead of wasting your time trying to … Continue reading 5 Alternate Places to Study on Campus Before Finals
Pence’s Classified Documents Found on Campus
On March 21st, 2023, Mock Con hosted former vice president Mike Pence and Fox News anchor Bret Baier at the University Chapel for their kickoff event. While the event itself was a raging success for Pence’s new standup comedy tour featuring Bret Baier’s legendary Trump impersonation, perhaps the biggest political bombshell in recent history came … Continue reading Pence’s Classified Documents Found on Campus
Fraternity brothers disappointed after museum-hosted pot workshop revealed to be clay demonstration
When Joe Hudson opened his Instagram to check on to see if his latest class crush had posted any new thirst traps, he was pleasantly surprised to see that she had posted an advertisement about an on-campus pot workshop happening that day. Autumn Parker, a self proclaimed indie alt-girl with zodiac signs and pronouns in … Continue reading Fraternity brothers disappointed after museum-hosted pot workshop revealed to be clay demonstration
Obituary for Gus the Groundhog
Gus the groundhog was born at the beginning of August 2021 as part of a little of 5 pups. He had a proud mother, who was known among the animal community as having fought off a family of skunks, and a shy father, who found himself frightened by every stray mask and empty Busch can … Continue reading Obituary for Gus the Groundhog









