A Frat Boy’s Guide to Valentine’s Day  

In this, the most devout season of “Pushin’ P,” the frats of W&L are gearing up to educate their newest members on the tried-and-true methods for surviving the Valentine’s Day commotion. Whether simps or hoes, the brothers of this great campus have come together to pool some truths universally acknowledged. “It’s psychological warfare, man,” informed Dan … Continue reading A Frat Boy’s Guide to Valentine’s Day  

W&L Board of Trustees to Drop “Washington,” Keep “Lee”

In a recent and unanimous vote, W&L’s esteemed Board of Trustees decided to drop the “Washington” portion of the University’s name in efforts to more properly reflect the feelings and opinions of its students and faculty. One trustee spoke to the Radish after the monumental meeting: “The Board really wants to have its finger on … Continue reading W&L Board of Trustees to Drop “Washington,” Keep “Lee”

Fraternities to Submit Hazing Plans to COVID Committee

It is a time-honored tradition of brotherhoods across the nation, the period in which a fledgling freshie finds himself forged in the emotionally traumatizing fires of all those who came before, destined to emerge a man. Pledges throughout these great United States, and in certain urban areas of Canada, line up to earn their stripes … Continue reading Fraternities to Submit Hazing Plans to COVID Committee

“Stupid Ass Horse:” the Lesser Known Ghosts of W&L Speak Out about Traveler

Campus lore says that Traveler the horse is the sole supernatural resident of Washington and Lee University.  However, numerous presidents of the university have had pets, and like Traveler, they too have been trapped in the void between this world and the next.  Bound to our campus for all eternity, they have been rendered voiceless next to … Continue reading “Stupid Ass Horse:” the Lesser Known Ghosts of W&L Speak Out about Traveler

Surgeon General Declares Baggie of Salt to be Universal Remedy

After years of questions about their function and efficacy, the baggies of salt from the Student Health Center have been found to aid in recovery from almost every disease on the planet. The health center has been doling out these bags by the thousands for years, even though most students have found their healing properties … Continue reading Surgeon General Declares Baggie of Salt to be Universal Remedy