Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Your house of domesticity will be firing on all cylinders this week, so expect lots of cleaning as a form of procrastination. Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Your third house of cooperation will be overexcited this week, making your group project members a little too enthusiastic about scheduling … Continue reading Horoscopes: Week of 1/22
Phi Delt: "I don't know, ask your mom." Beta: always tries to crack jokes with the babysitter but makes them uncomfortable. Lambda: records every moment of child's life for his dedicated social media accounts. Chi Psi: starts taking kids hunting at the age of nine. SNu: "do more, be better" Sig Chi: lets kids dress themselves. … Continue reading W&L Frats as Dads
Instagram servers experienced an annual surge of activity as enthusiastic new sorority members plastered their Greek letters all over social media last Monday evening. “My social media presence finally feels complete,” said Marie Smith, a new member of Alpha Phi Beta Gamma Delta Psi. Smith wanted all her friends and family to see that she was … Continue reading Addition of Greek letters to freshman girl’s Instagram bio signals end of formal recruitment
When he returned home for the recent Winter Break, Jack Adams was promoted from his status as mere student to an official W&L Representative, at least in the eyes of his distant relatives. He was first grilled with basic questions, such as the size of the school, the percentage of students in Greek life, how … Continue reading Student Promoted to School PR Representative by Family Members
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Joint energy from Pluto and the Sun will have you energized to organize your life, but this project will not get past piling Amazon boxes in the far corner of your room. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Shady Pluto will sync up with the Sun this Tuesday, making … Continue reading Your Horoscopes: Week of 1/8/18
In Germany they call him 'Kris Kringle', in Scandinavia he is 'Father Winter', and Samoa knows him simply as 'Big Red'. Santa Claus is known by many names, but West Virginia residents have recently christened him 'Jolly Old Saint No-Coal-las'. With improvements in fracking technology, the North Pole has ended the centuries-long stocking stuffer policy … Continue reading West Virginians on The Naughty List find cost-efficient natural gas in their Christmas stockings
The Restrooms at the Center for Global Learning Kenneth P. Ruscio Center for Global Learning lives up to its name with a world-class set of all-gender restrooms. Visitors enjoy spacious toilette suites with heated seats. Fumble around with the bidet and enjoy the aromatic offerings of the adjacent Tea House. Payne Hall 1st Floor Restroom … Continue reading Hottest All-Gender Restrooms of 2018
Panic abounded in the Washington and Lee Admissions Office this morning after waking up to find that campus was 100% white. W&L’s president, struck with fear, immediately collaborated with maintenance to order salt trucks, shovels, and snow plows to tackle the inclement weather; a noble effort, indeed, to prevent the school from falling from “last” … Continue reading Cause for concern: winter weather eliminates final trace of W&L campus diversity
Effective January 1, 2018, Anna Kate Benedict (’20) will assume leadership of the Radish — author of such favorites as “Hotshot changes gym TV from House Hunters to CNN,” “A Borat impression from that guy on your hall,” and Weekly Horoscopes, she immediately came to mind as my first choice to head W&L’s Cherished Tradition of Excellence … Continue reading RADISH LEADERSHIP CHANGE
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