Washington and Lee’s Department of Gratuitous Expansion (DGE) said Thursday that they’re occupying a North Randolph Street residence for a new financial office. “It’s not a money pit, and I hate it when people say that. It implies a level of waste that W&L admin isn’t capable of,” said Dean Cory Masterson. 45-year-old Dana Williams … Continue reading W&L Evicts Young Family to Build “Money Pit”
Washington and Lee University’s recent move to implement reusable to-go containers in its primary dining hall has been praised by experts as the “environmental policy decision of the century.” The policy’s success is ensured by a hefty fine administered to those unable or unwilling to return their boxes. As admin logically expected, students are in … Continue reading W&L’s Reusable To-Go Containers End Global Warming
W&L admissions counselors have noticed a startling new trend as they begin to read admissions essays from the class of 2029. Strange, unintelligible phrases known as “brainrot” have appeared in several papers with alarming frequency, forcing W&L admissions to amend their policy on only accepting literate students. “I don’t know what’s going on,” complained one … Continue reading “Erm, what the sigma?” Brain-rot discovered in class of 2029 applicant essays
A few weekends ago, Washington and Lee hosted a crowd of high school seniors vying for the coveted Johnson Scholarship. For about two days these young hopefuls swarmed the campus learning about all things W&L, connecting with each other, interviewing for the esteemed scholarship, and running their mouths. The quotes below are overheard statements spoken … Continue reading Overheard at Johnson weekend
Seasons come and seasons go, but one thing stays the same. Once you're a few weeks deep into the semester and the weather starts becoming that mixture of needing a thick coat in the morning, shorts and chacos for midday, and a sturdy umbrella for afternoons where the temperature ends in an even number, you … Continue reading Health Center turns to alternative medicine during flu season
Dear, What's up, So it's Valentine's Day. I just wanted to say that I think you're really cool, I like how you're so nice and pretty. It feels like just yesterday we met but I feel like I've known you forever. I can't believe it's been 5 months since we started hooking up. Time flies. … Continue reading Lost and Found: Love Letter
Curious about what your life will look like after fall? Pick a leaf color and scroll down to know what's in store for you. REDYou will fall in love in the near future, but keep your heart safe, because love is dangerous. Soonenough, your partner will wipe off your kisses behind your back, and the … Continue reading Pick a leaf color, get a fortune
In a recent survey, students at W&L admit that they have been spending (on average) at least 6 hours a day in their housing (which for some is the library), 2 hours a day in Dhall, 3 hours a day in class, all day in front of a screen, and at least an hour reading … Continue reading W&L introduces a new Campus Well initiative: Walk Around
After a long and brutal winter term, spring is finally here! No more 9-5 school/work days (unless you decided to take Geology), and no more juggling between multiple classes. Spring term is a unique staple of W&L which gives students the opportunity to take a deep dive into specific topics they are interested in, and … Continue reading The Radish proposes future Spring Term classes
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