EXCLUSIVE: Rejected DearWLU Submission

WLU Current Student

As I look back on my time spent here at W&L, I look back with disgust. Sure, the campus is beautiful and the surrounding area is also wonderful, but that is not enough to wash away the wrongs. DearWLU has done some great and important work, but I have not yet seen a certain issue addressed. And I feel that I must say something.

As a white male, I am not getting laid. I have tried every approach. Simping, negging—that’s right, everything. All to no avail. I don’t know what the problem is. I tell jokes, I can keep up with the conversation, I even learned every specific trait for the different astrological signs. If I’m being honest, I think that I, and others like me, are being systemically targeted as victims of sexism.

Now, naturally I have no basis for this claim, but who cares? If the short-king can get on here, why not me?

KCT ’21