Your March Horoscope

Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20): The Sun is in Pisces until March 20, which will light up your passions and energy until they come grinding to a halt in the confusion and stress of the housing lottery. Happy birth month!
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): There are a rare two, beautiful full moons this month, both of which you will vow to wake up early and see, but will sleep through your alarms.
Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20): The Sun in Pisces lights up your eleventh house of communication and technology this month, giving you even more update notifications on your devices to ignore.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20): Mercury and Jupiter will both go into retrograde this month, giving you the perfect excuse and explanation for everything from hangovers to procrastination.
Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22): The Virgo full moon this month shines a light on your communications house, so vamp up that email signature ASAP.
Leo (Jul 23. – Aug. 22): You’re in grind time this month with the Sun in Pisces, so read a productivity and planning book or two to trick yourself into thinking that you are focusing on your work.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): The recent full moon in your sign has jumpstarted some soul-searching and vulnerability, but remember that having an existential crisis in Walmart does not garner sympathy from fellow shoppers.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): The Sun in Pisces is moving into your sixth house of exercise and the outdoors, inspiring you to go on an ‘easy’ three mile hike to enjoy the still-brown scenery. Get out there, Libra!
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): The full moon in Virgo will light up your eleventh house of groups and teamwork, so prepare yourself for that one group project member that suggests bi-weekly meetings with no due dates in sight.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec 21): The first full moon of the month will invigorate your tenth house of career, so go ahead and reschedule that Career Development meeting for a fourth time.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): With Mars traveling through your house of rest, have excuses to not go out on reserve for the weekends.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Your tenth house of professional endeavors will be firing up this month, so devote extra time to drafting that job update to your LinkedIn profile.