“1:37 a.m.,” Trisha Lewis’ bedroom clock read as she turned around to check the time. A considerable portion of her night, she realized, had been spent watching foreign hands mix cookie dough. Having convinced herself that she would take a brief break between parts 16m and 16n of her calculus worksheet, Lewis reportedly hit trouble … Continue reading Area Facebook user sucked into three-hour Tasty™ video trance
A junior from South Carolina (probably named, like, Hunter or something) divulged his night's plans to a group of fraternity men on earlier today. Sources from The Radish report that Hunter was sitting in Commons, eating some “pretty critical for the hangover I’ve got today” loaded fries, when he was approached by a couple of The … Continue reading Guy with Vineyard Vines laptop sticker “definitely” going to be at Windfall tonight
Students of an introductory chemistry class were taken aback during their Thursday morning lecture when Professor Rich Lewis alluded to the previous night’s festivities. Sources say that after a clear lack of participation from the obviously hungover class, Lewis jokingly asked “Rough night out in the country last night?” The question intended to break the … Continue reading Professor who just made a “Wednesday night” reference clearly still got it
In a recent study of W&L conducted Student Affairs (and re-emailed five minutes later by Student Health), 57% of students cited “avoiding tablers in Commons” as their number one source of anxiety. The Radish decided to delve further into the issue and conducted further studies in the field, where our reporters were accosted almost … Continue reading Report – 57% of W&L anxiety stems from avoiding tablers in Commons
On Wednesday, the Sociology department announced the exciting addition as a way of bridging the practical with the theoretical. Students enrolled in the class will spend their time rotating through various departments of the 40,000 square foot laboratory to study the highest form of human interaction and intellectual exchange. Professor Thomas Ball came up with … Continue reading Course offerings updated to include Sociology 396: Field Studies at Rockbridge Walmart
“Yes!” Jim Fresdeeno yelled to himself as the season’s initial cool air gently tossed his well-combed coif, realizing that the month-and-a-half window to wear the green jacket was upon him. The jacket, which features no insulation or tailoring, of course carries with it a price tag that could buy several versions of a less completely ridiculous … Continue reading Students across campus dust off signature green waxed jackets as first gust of chilly air sweeps through
Co-op stepped a little out of its comfort zone Tuesday by moving away from its heart-stopping mainstay to offer the new, grease-conscious alternative. “I hope this transition will lead to some other healthier choices on campus,” said co-op’s Ida Jackson, “like Blue Bikes and a strict avoidance of Homestead Creamery milk.” The new product, which … Continue reading Co-op adds healthier “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Loaded Fries” item to regular menu
Peter Glub isn’t mad at your decision to viciously rip off artists for less than they are worth on Spotify, he’s just disappointed. “Paying $1.29 to thank my favorite musical talents for their services is the least I can do,” said Glub, who proudly volunteers for one hour each week at the local SPCA. When … Continue reading iTunes loyalist likely the kind of kid who got really into Kony 2012
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