Co-op adds healthier “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Loaded Fries” item to regular menu

Co-op stepped a little out of its comfort zone Tuesday by moving away from its heart-stopping mainstay to offer the new, grease-conscious alternative. “I hope this transition will lead to some other healthier choices on campus,” said co-op’s Ida Jackson, “like Blue Bikes and a strict avoidance of Homestead Creamery milk.” The new product, which cannot be purchased after midnight, is reportedly also served with three forks and a judgmental look from the cashier. –Andrew Coats & Ford Carson