Peter Glub isn’t mad at your decision to viciously rip off artists for less than they are worth on Spotify, he’s just disappointed. “Paying $1.29 to thank my favorite musical talents for their services is the least I can do,” said Glub, who proudly volunteers for one hour each week at the local SPCA. When asked about his greatest weakness in an interview, Glub responded, “I care too much.” –Ford Carson