Chi O: Requires that all shoes are removed before entering the house
Theta: cozies up to both sides of the Parent Teacher Association
Pi Phi: spends weeks on the kids’ Halloween costumes
Delta: argues with other parents and referees at sporting events
Kappa: leads daughter’s campaign for prom queen
ADPi: makes sure all boys in her daughter’s class are invited to the birthday party
-Julia Carullo ’20
The Radish 