What had started as an unsuccessful plea for a grade boost turned into a discussion about the entire subject of history as professor Scooter Kipling selected the 1400-page “Hassell’s IV” to show to a close-to-escape Henri Drewert yesterday. “Ah, here it is,” said Kipling, not noticing Drewert’s hand on the doorknob or the double-digit number of students waiting outside. Kipling, unmarried with no kids, reportedly also took the opportunity to provide Dewert with unsolicited life tips. –Ford Carson
Professor continues finding ancient texts as helpless student slowly backs out of office hours
