“That’s a very niiiceeee!” yells Matt Davis from room 254, accompanied by an enthusiastic double thumbs-up. Davis has been polishing his spot-on Borat impression ever since his friend politely chuckled at a stray “ma wife!” last year. Sources indicate that Davis is more than happy to perform his impression at any mention of comedy movies. … Continue reading A Borat impression from that guy on your hall

Area freshman Vincent DeJohn, enrolled in SOAN 101, ECON 101, SPAN 164, and ARTH 101, has felt the heat of the first few weeks of school. “Work hard, play hard,” said DeJohn, who is currently not enrolled in a PE, lab science, or club of any kind. With the almost sole responsibilities of making friends … Continue reading Area freshman has a lot of homework