Students and faculty complain that all the snowmen on campus are white.

“This is the type of shit I’ve come to expect from this goddamned fucking school… I’m not even surprised anymore!” – Megan Trillington, class of ‘23

“It has more to do with tradition than race.” – Conrad K. Buckley III, class of ‘77

“No, it’s just a matter of science. Snow crystals happen to reflect light in that way.” – Odysseus J. Polk, local bigot

“I find it very troubling. As if there aren’t already enough effigies to whiteness around campus, now they are out there building them!” – Diego Lafayette Diaphrame, Professor of Gender Studies

TP ‘23