In a recent study conducted on alumni from prior W&L graduating classes, a sizable percentage of these former generals found the current campus population to be filled with cooties and liberal snowflakes who couldn’t even handle a little doxxing or assault. While certainly some members of these classes have become productive members of society, much … Continue reading Study by all-male W&L alumni cohorts finds current students cootie-ridden snowflakes
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Climate Change singlehandedly prevented by frat bro recycling can at Windfall
Scientists around the world breathed a sigh of relief this Friday night as James Blake, Class of 2025, single handedly prevented climate change by recycling his natty lite at Windfall. “Our goal, of course, has been to keep planetary warming below 1.5 degrees celsius above pre-industrial levels,” said Nick Baker, chief scientist at the United … Continue reading Climate Change singlehandedly prevented by frat bro recycling can at Windfall
A Message from the Editor in Chief of the Radish
Sup. After getting blackout drunk at a FD after party, I lost my password to the Radish website or whatever. I got it back after spending a few bitcoin - sorry for any weird posts in the past 24 hours. Kelly Johnathan Banks
News: Social Credit, Tik Tok use at WLU at all time high
In spite of Congressional hearings determined to shut it down, Tik Tok announced that usage of its app in the Lexington/Rockbridge area, specifically at our famed university, was at an all time high. In completely unrelated news, Social Credit scores are also at an all time high at the historic institution according to the Chinese … Continue reading News: Social Credit, Tik Tok use at WLU at all time high
A Message from the Politburo of the Radish
Comrades in arms! Anti-revolutionary activity by The Spectator and YAF has outed our publication’s true purpose - to change the political persuasion of this student body to match Maoist revolutionary principles! With our cover blown, we have chosen to follow our fellow revolutionaries - China Daily, The People’s Daily and The Disney Corporation - in … Continue reading A Message from the Politburo of the Radish
Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit
Washington and Lee University, better known as Woke and Liberal University, has finally begun to tamp down on excess communism, gender ideology, and basic human decency ahead of visits by real patriot Matt Walsh and liberal traitor Mike Pence. “About time.” said Klan Stan, editor in chief of the Spectator. The first step in this … Continue reading Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit
Bald Headed Roulette: Swimmer, VMEE, or Skinhead?
Imagine you’re walking across campus from the parking deck (that never actually has parking) to get to your first class of the day. As you pass the beloved Elrod Commons, you begin to lose your ability to see. You now realize that a ray of sunshine hits you in the eyes, as a result of … Continue reading Bald Headed Roulette: Swimmer, VMEE, or Skinhead?
Hand Foot and Mouth Disease Back Again You Dirty Little Freaks
Far be it for us here at The Radish to kink shame, but public hygiene has once again taken a grievous hit. For the twenty-sixth time in the past four years, Hand Foot and Mouth (HFM) Disease has re-emerged. In fact, in a recent press release from the CDC, the W&L campus was cited as … Continue reading Hand Foot and Mouth Disease Back Again You Dirty Little Freaks
[EXCLUSIVE] Mock Con Predicts!
As the 2024 election gets closer, more candidates are beginning to announce their candidacy for President of the United States. Since 1908, Mock Convention has attempted to predict which of those candidates will win the nomination for the party out of power, with an impressive 74% accuracy. However, they may be facing an unprecedented challenge … Continue reading [EXCLUSIVE] Mock Con Predicts!