Author: The Radish

Study by all-male W&L alumni cohorts finds current students cootie-ridden snowflakes

~ The Radish

In a recent study conducted on alumni from prior W&L graduating classes, a sizable percentage of these former generals found the current campus population to be filled with cooties and liberal snowflakes who couldn’t even handle a little doxxing or assault.   While certainly some members of these classes have become productive members of society, much … Continue reading Study by all-male W&L alumni cohorts finds current students cootie-ridden snowflakes

Climate Change singlehandedly prevented by frat bro recycling can at Windfall

~ The Radish

Scientists around the world breathed a sigh of relief this Friday night as James Blake, Class of 2025, single handedly prevented climate change by recycling his natty lite at Windfall.  “Our goal, of course, has been to keep planetary warming below 1.5 degrees celsius above pre-industrial levels,” said Nick Baker, chief scientist at the United … Continue reading Climate Change singlehandedly prevented by frat bro recycling can at Windfall

News: Social Credit, Tik Tok use at WLU at all time high

~ The Radish

In spite of Congressional hearings determined to shut it down, Tik Tok announced that usage of its app in the Lexington/Rockbridge area, specifically at our famed university, was at an all time high.  In completely unrelated news, Social Credit scores are also at an all time high at the historic institution according to the Chinese … Continue reading News: Social Credit, Tik Tok use at WLU at all time high

A Message from the Politburo of the Radish

~ The Radish

Comrades in arms! Anti-revolutionary activity by The Spectator and YAF has outed our publication’s true purpose - to change the political persuasion of this student body to match Maoist revolutionary principles!  With our cover blown, we have chosen to follow our fellow revolutionaries - China Daily, The People’s Daily and The Disney Corporation - in … Continue reading A Message from the Politburo of the Radish

Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit 

~ The Radish

Washington and Lee University, better known as Woke and Liberal University, has finally begun to tamp down on excess communism, gender ideology, and basic human decency ahead of visits by real patriot Matt Walsh and liberal traitor Mike Pence.  “About time.” said Klan Stan, editor in chief of the Spectator.  The first step in this … Continue reading Washington and Lee preps Red House ahead of Mike Pence, Matt Walsh visit