Lexington Restaurants Show Support for Post-Darty Dining

The restaurants of the Lexington community have issued a statement of support for student-thrown day parties, colloquially known as  “darties” or “day chays”, after seeing a spike in revenue, especially tips, on the evenings of these events. It may seem unclear as to why students pretending not to be drunk would be beneficial for their … Continue reading Lexington Restaurants Show Support for Post-Darty Dining

W&L to Increase Number of Double Majors by Introducing the Mrs. Degree

The administration has announced that it will be endeavoring to increase the number of double majors by introducing formal course work for the once-informal tradition of earning the MRS degree. The following classes are now available to register for during the 2020 Winter Term: SOAN-169: Love in Academia This course focuses on the research of … Continue reading W&L to Increase Number of Double Majors by Introducing the Mrs. Degree

“Czech-Lex” Parent’s Weekend Party Draws Attendance of Three

“We cannot speak to deliberations regarding any internal activities,” a spokesperson for the student activities committee responded in the aftermath of the failed event. Czech-Lex was described as an effort to counter popular state-themed parents’ weekend events with a school-sponsored party for students from Czechoslovakia. No students are currently enrolled from the Eastern European nation. … Continue reading “Czech-Lex” Parent’s Weekend Party Draws Attendance of Three

Surgeon General Declares Baggie of Salt to be Universal Remedy

After years of questions about their function and efficacy, the baggies of salt from the Student Health Center have been found to aid in recovery from almost every disease on the planet. The health center has been doling out these bags by the thousands for years, even though most students have found their healing properties … Continue reading Surgeon General Declares Baggie of Salt to be Universal Remedy