"I’m Sick! How Do I Fix It?" Are you sick? Do you not know what to do? Are you nervous to go to the Health Center? Look no further, we here at the Washington and Lee University Student Health Center have created the following quiz to help you find a treatment for whatever ailment you … Continue reading W&L Health Center Questionnaire
Washington and Lee’s Department of Gratuitous Expansion (DGE) said Thursday that they’re occupying a North Randolph Street residence for a new financial office. “It’s not a money pit, and I hate it when people say that. It implies a level of waste that W&L admin isn’t capable of,” said Dean Cory Masterson. 45-year-old Dana Williams … Continue reading W&L Evicts Young Family to Build “Money Pit”
Washington and Lee University’s recent move to implement reusable to-go containers in its primary dining hall has been praised by experts as the “environmental policy decision of the century.” The policy’s success is ensured by a hefty fine administered to those unable or unwilling to return their boxes. As admin logically expected, students are in … Continue reading W&L’s Reusable To-Go Containers End Global Warming
W&L admissions counselors have noticed a startling new trend as they begin to read admissions essays from the class of 2029. Strange, unintelligible phrases known as “brainrot” have appeared in several papers with alarming frequency, forcing W&L admissions to amend their policy on only accepting literate students. “I don’t know what’s going on,” complained one … Continue reading “Erm, what the sigma?” Brain-rot discovered in class of 2029 applicant essays
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