Gary Johnson receives much-needed boost in polls following Ring-tum Phi projection

Third-party supporters across the country are rejoicing after Johnson’s unprecedented 14-point leap in the 2016 Presidential race, which is being attributed to the Ring-tum Phi’s groundbreaking PollsPlus model. Already being hailed as the industry standard in meticulous data collection, the model has been widely lauded for its attention to detail and ability to capture a real cross-section of American society. Though still not nearly enough to get Johnson to the debate stage, the timely polling spike positions the Libertarian candidate nicely for an honorable mention ribbon on November 8^th. “I’m really excited to be quoted in The Radish,” he said in response to the good news. -Headline by Lukas Campbell ’19, Story by Ford Carson ’18