With midterms on the horizon, students are settling into Leyburn to study. However, the rise in library traffic means an increase in stolen carrels. Some students have begun usurping carrels across all four floors. Public Safety warns that marking your carrel territory will not actually deter these drifters. Personal effects like books and water bottles … Continue reading Midterm Season Brings Rise in Stolen Carrels

Identify ice (ice is usually shiny, slick, and cold) Take a step Take another step Take another step See person approaching, look busy on phone Take another step Slip a little, but laugh it off and smile at the passerby that almost just saw you eat shit Take another step Slip, eat shit Try not to … Continue reading How to Walk on Ice

We tested every door- the sliding, the French, the double, and the just plain massive- on on campus to bring you this official ranking, accompanied by equivalent weights. Commons entryways: equivalent to a yogurt bowl with every available topping Leyburn entrance: relative to the size and grade weight of the assignment(s) you've procrastinated on the … Continue reading Ranking the Doors of Campus

Breaking news from Robinson Hall: Reports are pouring in after a student decimated the unspoken lecture seating arrangement by sitting at a different table than usual. Andy Brown, a sophomore who should know better by now, walked into his seminar with a chaotic scheme. Instead of sitting in his usual, inconvenient seat where he must … Continue reading Class Shocked as Student Defies Unspoken Seating Arrangement

Chi O: Requires that all shoes are removed before entering the house Theta: cozies up to both sides of the Parent Teacher Association Pi Phi: spends weeks on the kids' Halloween costumes Delta: argues with other parents and referees at sporting events Kappa: leads daughter's campaign for prom queen ADPi: makes sure all boys in her … Continue reading W&L Sororities as Moms

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Your house of domesticity will be firing on all cylinders this week, so expect lots of cleaning as a form of procrastination. Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Your third house of cooperation will be overexcited this week, making your group project members a little too enthusiastic about scheduling … Continue reading Horoscopes: Week of 1/22

Phi Delt: "I don't know, ask your mom." Beta: always tries to crack jokes with the babysitter but makes them uncomfortable. Lambda: records every moment of child's life for his dedicated social media accounts. Chi Psi: starts taking kids hunting at the age of nine. SNu: "do more, be better" Sig Chi: lets kids dress themselves. … Continue reading W&L Frats as Dads