- Aries
- Campus deer family
- Why? You are always with your squad and get into dangerous antics
- Taurus
- The Colonnade
- Why? You’re a little all over the place but really photogenic
- Gemini
- The pugs that are walked around campus daily
- Why? Twins! Also you’re like constantly seeking attention
- Cancer
- President Dudley
- Why? You have a lot of shit going on
- Leo
- The Counseling Center
- Why? You’re hard to reach and emotionally unavailable
- Virgo
- Lewis Hall (Law School)
- Why? You got a nickname freshman year and now not a single person knows your real name
- Libra
- Liberty Hall ruins
- Why? You’re kind of washed up and love to talk about your glory days of spring term ‘19
- Scorpio
- The Parking Deck
- Why? lots of people rely on you but you fall apart under pressure
- Sagittarius
- Coop buffalo bites
- Why? You’re wanting to spice things up a bit but only come out at night
- Capricorn
- The sports illustrated poster in that freshman boys room
- Why? You have a lot of red flags but no one here seems to mind
- Aquarius
- A Geology Major
- Why? You’re a little flaky but a solid friend
- Pisces
- A Ghost
- Why? You’re a law student
CS ’22 & AB ’22
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