Friday Underground on probation after serving coffee to first years

Friday Underground was placed on social probation last week when university officials discovered that many members had violated several major recruitment policies.

“We were shocked to find that Friday Underground had, among other violations, given coffee to First Year students” said the concerned Director of Residence and Greek Life. “They were also found to have been hosting events well before 10 p.m. and even blatantly promising to admit students.”

Restrictions will reportedly be in effect until the end of the semester, but the organization is allegedly already planning for more live music, a welcoming community, and conversations over decaf.

–Noah Gallagher ’21