Your Horoscopes — Week of October 26, 2017

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 1): It’s Scorpio Season, so celebrate! Take some deserved ‘you’ time and scar yourself with a solo horror movie screening.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): The Sun will be moving into your house of mystery, meaning that no one will recognize your costume and you’ll be left explaining the obscure reference all night.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): The quarter moon in Aquarius will be in your house of income, and the full weight of your Amazon Prime purchases will be realized.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Enterprising Jupiter will be active this week, but don’t try to hack the trick-or-treating system.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20): Your wanderlust will be strong with Jupiter in Scorpio, but resist that roadside corn maze.

Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): With the Sun entering your dangerous eighth house, be wary of pumpkin carving contests.

Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20): With the Sun in your seventh house of relationships, a new spark could be anywhere! One place it isn’t, though, is the ghost tour.

Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20): Your enthusiastic sixth house will be lit by the Sun this week, leading to over-zealous fake blood use.

Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22): Your rash fifth house will make adventure appealing, but there’s probably a reason you don’t hear from people who find the Cadaver tunnels.

Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22): your domestic house will shine this week, but your relaxed atmosphere will soon be overturned by the chaos of trick-or-treating.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): Your house of communication will be thriving this month, but that ‘ghost sighting’ of yours still isn’t exciting enough to share.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Your house of money and career will be on the rise, but that career should not be in haunted houses.

–Anna Kate Benedict ’20

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