Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Your overly theatrical house will be desperate for attention this week, but making your finsta public will never be the answer.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): A full moon in your house of fitness will inspire signing up for a Saturday 8 am yoga class that you will never step foot in.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Your creative third house will be lit up with DIY inspiration this week, but craft supply drawers aren’t built in a day.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb 18): Your caring second house will be filled with volunteer spirit this week, but keep in mind what happened the last time you were the Salvation Army Santa outside Walmart.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20): Your extroverted third house will fill your schedule with social commitments you’ll soon regret.
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): Sorry, but your try-anything fire sign draws the line at bidets in Commons.
Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20): While Uranus is making a brief appearance in your twelfth house of healing, your four-week cold won’t be leaving anytime soon.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20): Your inspiration-filled twelfth house may be shining this week, but even it can’t figure out how to properly layer for this weather.
Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22): The full moon in Taurus will have you ready to celebrate your victories this weekend, but wait to see if you achieve anything first.
Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22): Your ambitious tenth house will have you ready to take on the professional world, but do not attempt to transform your resume into an art project.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): Your relationships house will be thriving this week, with most of the focus on your relationship with the Self Service site.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Even with a Pisces moon this week, your wellness house does not have the willpower to resist leftover Halloween candy.
—Anna Kate Benedict ‘20