Area first-year reads PowerPoint verbatim in class presentation

Strolling around Windfall with two Busch Lights, one large grin, and zero cares about the Peloponnesian War, Matt Jenkins, ’20, reportedly felt “great” about tomorrow’s presentation for HIS 332: History of Greek Wars.

Arriving just in time for class, confident that his bullet points were “vastly” more extensive than others, he sat in class excited to present. With his back facing the class, Jenkins began reading each entire page at a “hurried yet still at speaking rhythm-ish” speed, completely disregarding all filler words to attempt to mesh the bullets together.

Jenkins is reportedly feeling pretty good about next semester’s INTR101 class, especially the Excel portion.

-Alec Gustafson ‘19