Professor Jeaux Noyer, 28, transitioned smoothly from the topic of Abraham Lincoln to his infant daughter again in class today. Noyer, who was recently seen donning a cashmere cardigan, seems to be handling the newfound responsibility well but would not comment on his plans for Friday or Saturday nights. Noyer’s “…unless you have a 10-month-old!” joke reportedly received a few sympathy “awws” from the weird girls in the back of the classroom. –Ford Carson