I swear if this professor shows us another picture of his infant daughter

Professor Jeaux Noyer, 28, transitioned smoothly from the topic of Abraham Lincoln to his infant daughter again in class today. Noyer, who was recently seen donning a cashmere cardigan, seems to be handling the newfound responsibility well but would not comment on his plans for Friday or Saturday nights. Noyer’s “…unless you have a 10-month-old!” joke reportedly received a few sympathy “awws” from the weird girls in the back of the classroom. –Ford Carson