You might’ve noticed that your favorite Coop menu item’s been… well… off the menu these last few weeks. Buffalo Bites have been out of stock, much to the dismay of visitors from Windfall and Leyburn alike. Students and Faculty alike have speculated on the buffy bite absence. Were they simply discontinued? Is there a supply … Continue reading Public Safety Places Embargo on Buffalo Bites
“I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach.” – Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol Christmas season is upon us, and the echoes of cheer, holiday magic, and sugarplum dreams are abounded on campus. … Continue reading Ghosts of Campus Past/Present/Future
W&L admissions counselors have noticed a startling new trend as they begin to read admissions essays from the class of 2029. Strange, unintelligible phrases known as “brainrot” have appeared in several papers with alarming frequency, forcing W&L admissions to amend their policy on only accepting literate students. “I don’t know what’s going on,” complained one … Continue reading “Erm, what the sigma?” Brain-rot discovered in class of 2029 applicant essays
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